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billyismyboyfriend.bsky.social
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Does anyone else remember Mr. Rogers eating a banana with a slice of American cheese wrapped around it?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I eat a cheese slice, I think of Martha Stewart.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

It took ten years of marriage to find out we disagree about Jim Jarmusch.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Was hoping for a Christmas miracle but no

submitted 70 days ago • 98 comments

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

submitted 70 days ago • 90 comments

The #horror! Oh, the #Humanity!

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

No I won’t play along when a child is pretending. “Oh, the phone is for me? Reality check, idiot. That’s a banana.”

submitted 71 days ago • 15 comments

Birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it Let's shit on cars

submitted 71 days ago • 10 comments

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." -- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917

submitted 72 days ago • 1004 comments

Playing Chapter 6 of RDR2 while sick with the flu *and* menstruating means a 100% guarantee of weeping. For the record, I have almost 3000 hours into this game. I know what's coming. It's still making me cry more than any other playthrough. #rdr2

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

When your prof overlooks your AI generated essay to let you resubmit your work, it takes some real big ass balls to send in another AI generated essay. Double down, kid. Double down. youtu.be/Ze2gFeHtTUU?...

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The new Dexter is terrible but I'm still gonna watch it.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Accurate. Repost if you agree.

submitted 79 days ago • 316 comments

This judge is amazing. It's so refreshing to see treaty rights being restored and land returned to its rightful owners. #landback www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This is the best diner in film #muppets

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

A perfect sleep podcast would just be the sound of college students fumbling through slide deck presentations.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

If you're going to show your kid Game of Thrones, stop after the throne scene in the final episode, or you will find yourself in the company of a very angry teenager.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Hey college kids, didn't they teach you not to use Wikipedia as a research source in public school? Or at least high school? Has Ford fucked up our schools this badly?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

When marking assignments, sometimes I just want to ask the student, "Were you homeschooled?" Sadly, I know they were just subjected to Ontario's eroded public education system.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

submitted 92 days ago • 739 comments

It’s not that you have too many books. It’s that you don’t have enough bookshelves.

submitted 92 days ago • 118 comments

I, for one, have been very curious about the goings on in Uranus for a very long time.

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FINALLY

submitted 93 days ago • 27 comments

From! From! FROM! FRRRROMMMMMM!

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Anybody else wearing dollar store readers over their prescription glasses instead of paying for new ones?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Really all you have to do to get a follow from me is elicit one chuckle.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?

submitted 95 days ago • 988 comments

My husband says that I steal his best lines, but binch get yourself a Bluesky account and don't just waste them on me while we're stuck in traffic.

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