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billyjoyner.bsky.social
Trial lawyer, former politico, unhealthy relationship with Dawgs, Braves, and Birds #KreweofGodesses he/him
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I think firing the lawyers so they don't try to stop what you're about to do is the ultimate telling on yourself

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

quite the labor leader here

not they're doing anything right now

I forgot that the only predictable thing while Trump is in office is that the next day will be even more absurd

Judge Crystal Martin, i know it's been a while since you were in law school, but maybe search "prior restraint" real quick on Lexis and see what comes up

I'm case you're looking for something to read

Not for nothing, but the actions of the current administration do not seem like those of people who are concerned about winning an election any time soon . . . or ever again

Wow they just called out Bill Hader hard core

I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet. They make sure we have clean water. They protect us from financial fraud. They provide healthcare to our communities. They make our government actually work for people. Do not forget this.

Post Malone's cigarette tribute to Kurt Cobain was really cool

Someone in Athens needs to go collect the B-52's

I was not prepared for Eddie Vedder in a suit #snl50

Headline of the year, deserves an award 🏆

Sending the DOJ into chaos while also ensuring a wave of lawsuits against the federal government is pretty a bold strategy

Way to kneecap our allies, dipshit These people think they're playing a game and have no concern for the real-world consequences of their actions.

"everything before the 'but' is bullshit"

What happened to the Constitution? It became too woke.

ICYMI, the president of the United States just bought the Mayor of New York. Honestly, that's not totally horrific as our system provides myriad ways for the POTUS to incentivize the behavior of many high level politicians, it's just very on brand to do it in the most corrupt, petty way possible.

I voted for Trump. But when he said he was going to wreck the economy, I didn’t know that he really meant that he was going to wreck the economy.

If only there were a way to have predicted this

Not for nothing, but DEI programming and activities were exactly what conservatives & moderates suggested were more appropriate than affirmative action. Similar to the backlash against Obamacare, an idea cooked up by the Heritage Foundation and first implimented by a Republican governor.

Shit is about to be bad. I pay very close attention to the behavior of insurance companies because it has a direct correlation to my travel budget for the next year. Today, I noticed a pattern that was nearly identical to March 2020.

WTAF

This is bad on so many levels

Have verified this is real:

I am old enough to remember how the country lost its mind when Bill Clinton removed low level employees in the White House Travel Office.

I don’t think that’s very clear at all. Trump and his Nazi billionaire friend are trying to destroy government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Anyone still on their side doesn’t want to work with you ever again. And the people who are on your side want you to stand in their way.

BREAKING: Acting FBI director confirms DOJ has ordered him to fire 8 FBI executives & share the names of every employee who worked on the January 6th insurrection cases. What a world when the Nazi who wore the "Camp Auschwitz" shirt is pardoned & the people who convicted him are punished. Horrific.

It's remarkable how tolerant our polity is of idiots

New — The National Treasury Employees Union just sent out an urgent email to all members re: OPM guidance on deferred resignation. “Don't be fooled. Don't follow this OPM group's guidance. DO NOT RESIGN.”

Elon Musk does not give a single shit about how much money the government spends. Everything he is doing is to reduce its power to regulate all his shit-ass businesses. This should be in the first paragraph of any story about it.

I woke up at 11:30 and have a bloody maria in my hand. I fucking love mardi gras

I was thinking of subscribing to the @nytimes.com but shit like this . . . they're fucking breaking the law

DC people are confirming that helo traffic has been 10x normal and the pervailing theory is that the new admin has been using the military as their personal Uber

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

Trebek: and now, for our final Jeopardy puzzle, this three letter terror proverbially ate your homework Contestant 3, let's see your answer Me: *ruefully reveals the word "dog"* Trebek: another wrong answer I'm afraid. The correct answer is of course DEI, that's diversity, equity and inclusion

"DEI = N-word with a hard 'r'" - A smart friend of mine

my working conspiracy theory is that someone high up in the Saudi government wanted a ride and someone high up in our government pushed it through over objections of mid-level management

I'll certainly miss the thoughtfulness, compassion, and selflessness of the Biden administration. But, honestly, the think that I will miss most is a semi-competent, functioning government.

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot