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billytheelder.bsky.social
Howdy. Skeet a lot about dumb shit. Go Ravens & Orioles!
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How long before there’s an Assassin’s Creed in Ireland where you work with Michael Collins to get rid of the Templar

Inject it in my veins

Forgot to mention this, but I weirdly liked the Elden Ring Nightreign test. It was fast paced yet challenging. Right up my alley. Gonna hold off on buying it until reviews are out but it’s looking good imo

Y’all getting waaaay to comfortable platforming a billionaire. ABAB

My client on our post con today made it very clear he will never return hahahahaha

I can’t be the only one that’s noticed the “Away” symbol on Teams appears waaaaay faster than it used to. Like god damn, I was just making some tea real quick, chill out

So what you’re telling me is I’m not depressed enough?

I will never forgive McDonald’s for getting rid of 24 hour breakfast

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

Last Showgirl was pretty solid. Pamela Anderson was perfect for the role. Really interesting look on the death of “old Vegas”. But man I was not prepared to see Dave Bautista with feathery hair. He was great though so it wasn’t too distracting.

Really getting tired of games that do this: Top Dialogue Choice - The Good Option Middle Choice - The Neutral Option Bottom Choice- The Evil Option Or: Top Dialogue Choice: Bright color to tell you it advances the plot Any other choice: just random lore Gotta switch it up more

It sucks that Paddington in Peru is out and yet I’m absolutely not in the right headspace to cry about a cute little bear for an hour and a half.

How come we never talk about how EA’s Freedom Fighters from 2003 had an absolutely banging soundtrack? Jesper Kyd is that dude

Oh god, the weebs at Katsucon have once again caused havoc. A whoooole lotta people gonna learn about “Gay Baby Jail” lmao. That said, wtf Gaylord for not fully cleaning the room?

This is almost “Ruthkanda Forever” levels of never happened and I’m kinda shocked y’all didn’t devour this guy.

And that’s a wrap on Katsucon for me

The club last night randomly played Jey Uso’s theme???

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” We are CatDog at Katsucon

Any time we took a break from Katsucon, we spent slowly getting through @bigjoel.bsky.social’s 6 hour DCOM video. Finished it last night. It was excellent

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have to kidnap Pink

Katsucon Night 1 fit check. Party you fools

RIP Jimmy Buffett

Katsucon Day 1 fit check

Katsucon Day 0 was fun but why am I like this

The most important thing all Katsucon rooms should have: the hot dog station

Lmao got a free atrium room upgrade. Katsucon has begun!

Katsucon today! Wooooooooo!

Real ones will say Much Ado About Nothing

Why do I hate myself so much?

Wow I can’t believe the Gaylord got rid of the gazebo right before Katsucon

Justice for Walter

Me watching this for the first time: BALTIMORE?!

Oh yeah baby, that’s the stuff

Please Gaylord, be cool an upgrade my room already. You did it last Katsucon.

Why are 90’s rom coms actually fucking insane

Nw

“I didn’t recognize a single song he performed” is a weird way of saying you didn’t watch Black Panther

I have done fuck all in regards to Katsucon prep. Oops

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Kendrick fucking Lamar