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No, that one is considered to be "slay" compared to this.
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Anyway that's my cutting edge hot-take on the world of movies.
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Alright, Bono.
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Well, I’ll certainly clear my schedule for this.
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Oh no, what terrible news.
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Then I am content with how my meetings with other world leaders have gone today.
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Do you want my updates to be in English or French?
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There are no winners here other than Putin.
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I won that one.
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You've not said thank you once.
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No, of course you're not.
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Are you wanting to vet my content again?
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I’ve genuinely just got back from Downing Street where I went earlier with my dog, Betty. I’ll probably see how the Prime Minister’s meeting with President Zelenskyy goes before making a decision on whether to post.
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I think the reality is I’ll probably just take a lot of painkillers and have an early night.
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You looking for my sharp political commentary on this evening’s events?
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Virgin internet has gone down and taken a lot of things with it. I can still access Common Platform.
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It is made up entirely of genuine CCTV from the last Conclave. It’s basically a documentary.
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Those who know, know.
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The best one I ever had was at Whitley Bay Ice Rink. I’ll say no more about it.
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I didn't like the direction she took on her last album. Probably.
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Actually I was a huge fan. I just wasn’t confident I knew how to spell her name.
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How do you do?
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Urgh.
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London.
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Look, while you were going on about how old and decrepit you are, some of us were getting deep into Swedish Death Metal.
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It was clear from the sequence at the end of RHRN that Papa IV won't be running the church.
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He’s still going. This is horrific.
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Now I am too and I have refused to read any of the terms and conditions. This is entirely on you.
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*ice white
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Posing.
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I took her to the vets before we left.
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This is exactly how the girls in Baywatch were treated. It's only thanks to my super-human resilience that I'm able to keep going.
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You're so bloody pure.
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This reminds me of my own poetry of the early 2000s.