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I'm kinda like if Billy Crystal was a woman (I'm wearing a chunky cable knit sweater and jeans)

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TGIM (Thank Goodness it's Monday) to everyone else working in Macro Data Refinement!!!! Let's get this bread 🙌🙌

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this person said it so good so here it is

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Guys I’m trapped in the Black Lodge help lol

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I'm gonna sleep for 12 billion years

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I don't need alcohol when I can simply drink a coffee, a redbull, and 2 sodas over the course of a day and dance for 8 hours

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If you're at Coles Bar and not here to see Anne Helen Wells, then LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I must not Crash. Crashing is the vibe-killer. Crashing is the little-sleep that brings total Going Home Early

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Running late to the function tonight because I played a legendary run of Elvira pinball and ended up playing for 30 minutes lol. I got local grandmaster ranking tho!!!

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I just had the best hot dog ever and then listened to live music for 3+ hours and now I'm having a a nice sandwich with a side of miso soup my lover made. And I'm still gonna go see more live music in an hour!!! God I love living in chicago!!!!

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I'm feeling very normal and great :)

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The Enshittification of Legos Length 41:05 Where did I put my #&$!ing legos Length 15:08 LEGOS GET WORSE! Lego products getting blurrier and blurrier Length 51:53 Letter to Lego® — DIE Length 01:41:52 Hey guys brickheadbrian's wife here. He has been going blind and we did not know. Length 1:20

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If you need reliable health information, we got you. updates are regular.

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GAY MITCH HEDBERG: i'm gay for pay. i'm gay for free too, but i like to get paid.

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Queer Palestinian singer Bashar Murad for Vogue Japan. He wears an "Intifada Obi", which includes embroideries made by Gazan refugee women, supported by a collective that preserve Palestinian embroidery in kimono designs. My favorite songs from him are "Mashkara" and "Antenne". 📷: Hiroshi Asakura

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Baseball season less than a month away

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If you watch Snowpiercer on one of the coldest days of the year it actually becomes really awesome bc you feel just like Curtis Snowpiercer himself

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I fuck fat bitches. I'm transgender. I believe in free healthcare and UBI. I'm not human, no part of me ever was. I believe things can be better. I crave Pokémon carnally. I'm a werewolf. I eat people

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Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

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More people should watch the Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) especially since Severence is getting really popular now

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TGIM (Thank Goodness it's Monday) to everyone else working in Macro Data Refinement!!!! Let's get this bread 🙌🙌

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My dinnar <3

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As a reference, the $46B that Meta spent building this shit is about the same amount of money Spain used to built its WHOLE high speed rail network. All 2469 miles of it. Zuckerberg got that money selling shitty ads and destroying democracy, and gave the world this.

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When someone asks what your favorite agriculture technique is, and you just hit em with the Cro-Magnon Gatherer stare

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Ohhhh hanging out with friends and eating food. What it's all about

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Bluesky gets to see my twitter drafts

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(Transfem Tyler the creator) That's when i realized: I hated me, I hated T, I wanna Be Her. So I saw my doc and got on some E with T-blockers. Now I got a big fat ass, and some lil knockers. I didn't even know my skin could get even softer.

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The NAACP is re-mixing 1930s-era "don't buy where you can't work" campaigns to confront the neo-segregationists targeting DEI. apnews.com/article/blac...

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Found some awesome places to hypothetically look into the distance while i bleed out, preferably after confronting my former best friend who sold me out to forces bigger than both of us.

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Ugh, I'm otherwise fine with my life but. There's this ONE thing that's got me trippin' :(

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They should make a gay RuPaul.

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Drag Race Snatch Game David Lynch is going to haunt my dreams forever

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T4T dyke sex

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I just had the best salmon and the best cheesecake I've ever had holy fuck

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Am I serving enough cunt to not get misgendered at the fancy restaurant we're going to for valentines

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Yeah, I'm part of the severence team, but it's work from home for me. Yeah, I basically wake up, brush my teeth, and then black out. Then pop back in at 5 pm. Idk what we do here, but there's new claw marks on the desk sometimes. I make 50k a year so I can't complain.

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at the museum www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

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9+ hours sleep: great, I feel all is right with the world 8 hours sleep: feel kinda shit but I can't complain 7 hours: somehow the worst amount, 6 hours: back to being great, body kicks into work energy

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