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birdmuffin.bsky.social
Musician in Portland Maine and par time everything elser. Also sometimes my bird Captain
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120 followers, book me for LA bitch

True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏

I meeeeaaan, I don’t see why not? If you vaped apple juice I think some of that sugar would diffuse into your blood and it would end up being used as fuel by your body. I do think that it would be pretty bad for you and the actual caloric intake would be tiny but 🤷🏼‍♂️.

Left for a few days to go on Reddit and I only regret it a little bit. What did I miss?

Welp mom is more famous on Bluesky then me with 1k followers

Screeee screee screee

It’s a lifesaver 🥰☕️☕️

Just gonna leave this here

Guys we made it 60 followers without a dramatic think tank video essay written about me so I think I’m in the clear for the rest of my life. Heres to 120!

SCREEEEEEE

Huge, if true.

Does anyone wanna play club penguin with me

Hey guys reached 30 followers, couldn’t have made it here without all the support in the last two days I’ve been actually using this platform, hopefully I don’t get cancelled before we get to 60 🙏

Best thing on the menu. Eat the rich!

I know we left that awful place this is pretty funny

I just bet my mom I can get Bluesky famous so you bitches better buckle up

So when does eating the rich start

Im really hoping we can make this our new home