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Has anyone been approached by solicitors at Metrotown before? Happened to us twice today. All to sell beauty products.

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I just realized Musk and Trump are the real life Beavis and Butthead

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In a few days, Mark Carney will be the next Prime Minister of Canada. Carney just gave up his entire portfolio to help grow Canada's economy. Pierre PoiLIEvre won't even get a security clearance. The choice in the next election is crystal clear #NeverPoilievre #noPoilierveforCanada #VOTELIBERAL

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RFK Jr

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My new ride. The Unirider from Mountain Buggy

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What if the orange man is deliberately tanking the stock market so him and his friends can buy the dip?

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Two gym dude talking is like two Arnolds talking. Just rocks in their mouths.

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I saw a guy driving with a tiny bird on his fingers the other day. I guess that’s better than tweeting while driving.

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Here at park royal and I over hear 3 men talk about “they” don’t belong here. They don’t like whites. They don’t assimilate. Wowwwwwwweww

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If EP40 is cold and we get into the playoffs and he heats up, would you accept that? #canucks

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Watch Gladiator 2 and tell me if you see the similarities of Trump and Musk.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like being Spider-Man web slinging across town in my dreams.

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Why aren’t people protesting in the states yet? Flood the streets y’all

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

This week on self help. Practiced gratitude every day Read a page from Pivot year every day Cold plunge and Sauna Acupuncture to help reset the nervous system

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January is indeed the longest month of all months. 72 days.

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The way that JT Miller gives up on plays after he fucks up is pathetic.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna say this now. They’ve given enough warning about the ice and snow. If you don’t have snow tires or don’t know how to drive in these conditions, stay home. #Vancouver

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Japan is like the final season of Lost, “we need to go back!”

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I spread some joy this morning by complimenting a fellow gym member on their progress!

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

This is a reminder to live life now, in the present. Sometimes the time after retirement is not guaranteed. Don’t regret the loss of time.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I think the life cycle of restaurants have grown shorter with social media. Owners should be shedding their skin and renew their concepts yearly if they want to survive. People always want to try new things so why not flex your creativity and do a yearly pivot on your concept.

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So last night I woke up at 1 thinking it was 7. My son was calling “mommy” and I thought I slept in so I went in and got him up. Did the whole morning routine and when I saw the kitchen clock 40 minutes later…. I knew I fked up. Thankfully he fell back asleep when I put him down.

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Seeing the effects of alcohol abuse has really turned me off drinking.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Justified being a racist was not on my in law dinner bingo card.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Remember. Holidays are a stressful time. Keep this phrase in mind “Let them” Keep it simple.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really wild the analogies that come out of my mouth sometimes. Today I used Russian nesting dolls about the layers of your life and while later you should care about the most. The inner most layer is your inner circle. Anything outside of that is one layer removed.

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Survivor finale without context

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My parkade flooded with grey water this morning. Good bye to my very loved miata

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It’s been a while since I’ve had a night terror dream. Woke up screaming.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Interstellar at 6am is peak nerd alert

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Fireworks on Dec 5th?!?! What’s the occasion?

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re going to be a road warrior on your bike in Vancouver this winter, please wear a helmet. I know of two people who’ve fallen on their bikes this week due to ice.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

My worst nightmare came true. I was stuck in an elevator. Eventually I gained rational sense to try different combos to get out.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Paramount+ is where it’s at. From, Lioness, The Agency. The hits keep on coming.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Hughes with 31 min of ice time this morning is insane…

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Had a weird dream that I was riding a mechanical bull. Is that too specific for a dream dictionary? Also my reoccurring dream of someone stealing parts from the car. But this time, I took a picture of their plate number as they drove off. #illfindyou

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever my son likes a song, he says “yayyyy” when the song ends.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Movies that I can watch over and over again: 1. Interstellar 2. Forest Gump 3. Inception 4. Robocop 5. The Dark Knight

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Do you remember that Batman Forever burger at McDonald’s? The cheese burger deluxe brought me back to the 90s.

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Funniest thing I’ve seen this morning “Insulin Pimp”

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