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Is it weird that I’ve never had a personal hero? I just make up one every time.

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The new way I’m going to terrorize my Trump voting parents is telling them I’m not paying taxes.

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What a gift it would be to be pardoned by the president for following through on your political beliefs. Democrats could never and that’s why they’re doomed to lose. At least Republicans reward their most insane constituents.

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Biden and his ilk would never pardon anyone who did a January 6th on his behalf. He’s got no loyalty.

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I’ve always thought that Christianits shouldn’t have made abortion and porn illegal so they can show how “godly” by abstaining. Granted, the point is to control everyone else, but what if we could trick them.

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I would write an executive order that you have to put all memoirs/self written biographies under fiction.

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My parents voted for Obama over Romney because Romney threatened the federal workforce. Of course, they voted for Trump. They’re retired, it doesn’t affect them anymore.

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Tubi has been good for finding a ton of horror movies.

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Economics is a fake science, but I think even they would say that firing all these government workers is going to worsen the recession.

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Imagine the Dunkin Donuts font: America runs on government contracts!

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Migraines are exhausting. Having one two days in a row just takes me out.

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The disease of Christianism is a rot in our country.

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What’s a little bit of psychotic depression between friends?

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Need a white guy to walk confidently into a federal building and delete all the student loans files

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I know Elon and Trump think that private companies are the ones who come up with innovative technologies, what they’re good at is optimizing existing technology and using it in novel ways. Private companies just do not have the resources to invest in the research that it would take for innovation.

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Finished watching No Visitors also called No Solicitors. Very fun black comedy.

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RFK Jr will deal a great blow to the defense industry because he’ll be killing all the workers and brain damaging all the engineers through his policies!

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The one part of liberal culture that is super annoying is that you have to hear everyone out at work. You have to prove why their idea isn’t a good idea instead of just saying no. I have to waste my time to prove you wrong.

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Ever ask me to explain myself, I won’t shut the fuck up.

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All grammar pedants are liberals.

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It was very calming to burn leaves and make sure I don’t catch my house and all my neighbors’ houses on fire.

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Looking at my 11 year old dog, I cry sometimes. We’ve been through so much together and she’s my little old lady.

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I believe in horoscopes way more than I believe in trickle down theory.

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If economics were a real science, why do they have all these different schools on it? Why do some of those cranks still believe in trickle down theory?

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I’ve just discovered an art style. Senegalese reverse glass painting where they layer the painting in reverse. So cool!

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I wish all Republicans a long life in the health care system they helped create.

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I don’t want Mitch McConnell to die, I want him to live a long time and suffer in the same health care system all us regular Americans have to suffer in.

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We’re all time travelers. We just haven’t gotten the hang of rewinding and fast forwarding.

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A lot of the woman stores are going bankrupt and closing so I bet we’re gonna see some male coded stores close. With the economy getting worse, I bet we’re going to see places like REI and Academy Sports start close or go bankrupt. I’m sure we’re going to see the craft stores get annihilated.

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I’ve just learned of a story where a colleague was on a call and a rat climbed up his arm onto his shoulder and he just said give me a minute and got rid of it. Very nonchalant.

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As soon as the period hits, the chaos level and rage turned down 80%. I’ve sacrificed blood to myself.

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What if a blood sacrifice is metaphor for a period and you needing to sacrifice to me.

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We’ve gone back to the world where having money means you’ve got the divine right to lead.

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I’ve only watched the Jar Jar Binks Star Wars movies once, but I loved Jar Jar as a kid and still hold great fondness for him.

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There is a Texas Cabinet of Curiosities at the Amon Carter Museum of Modern Art. You can open all of the drawers and find little collections of things!

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Cute photo to brighten your day.

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Just taking a little bit of time this morning to sit outside and read has brought a serenity I haven’t felt in weeks.

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I like reading micro histories because it’s usually a study on a material which I like but also a little more digestible.

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Everyone should be able to be just as mediocre as white people.

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Bitch is a gender inclusive term. Stop using son of a bitch as an insult when bitch will do just fine. Spice it up with big bitch, little bitch etc.

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What warms my heart is that all these rich people love to fly and will have to deal with the consequences of trying to dismantle the FAA too.

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You know who lowers standards everyday? Corporations. Lower the standard of living, lower the standard of safety, lower the standard of care.

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