Need a white guy to walk confidently into a federal building and delete all the student loans files
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Tim Onion
So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!
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A stunt like this requires the ability to look like you know in your bones that you belong there and if anyone gets in your way you are SO going to call the manager on them.
People assume - if they think of it at all - that individuals whose brains were built along a variant wiring plan are zebras, rather than horses.
And that the people who tell most of the lies they hear are gonna be BAD at it.
drink some ridiculous energy drink and go by the name hairy stealthor
https://www.valleynewslive.com/video/2025/02/13/north-dakota-man-arrested-impersonating-ice-officer/
If you're a white dude on the shorter side, even better
It's your time to shine, short kings
With clowns in charge, it might be fun to see if it works.
Let that sink in!
Unfortunately, it's the world we live in...