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bjcolangelo.bsky.social
Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Screenwriter | Fat Gay Wife | Writer/Editor at /Film | Bylines: Fangoria, Shudder, Vulture, Daily Dot | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom podcast
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We impeaching this guy or…

"We'd deny it if asked, but the truth is that we're all looking for our own version of tentacle sex that cures our trauma, so none of us have any room to question Addison Heimann's path to work through his own." My thoughts on TOUCH ME. www.slashfilm.com/1831714/why-...

When the US began to strip trans people of rights, revert documentation, move trans women to men's prisons, censor research, and move towards healthcare bans, most cis people posted things like "the government can't tell you who you are!" They think our biggest issue is validation, not actual harm.

This is a violently Canadian interview [complimentary].

There are a lot of ways to see Sinners, and you should really Sinners - it's the kind of grand, go-for-broke movie you wish more established auteurs with access to a studio's deep pockets would make. #filmsky 📽️

Just watched the "Common People" episode of Black Mirror S7.

Sharai is giving out golden advice in this thread:

I know what this bipolar dyke is doing with her Friday night! (It's watch this special)

My 35th birthday is next month and it falls on a Friday… what should I do to celebrate?!

The He Gets Us religious group is still running a commercial set to the tune of Johnny Cash’s cover of “Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode. …that song is about Elvis lmao.

Chelsea is one of the most wonderful people anyone could know, and she’s currently enduring the most unimaginable pain — losing her husband. If you find it in your heart to help support her at this time, know that you’ll be helping one of the best of us all. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ch...

The best part about being married to a tall lady is that she always sees me at a MySpace angle.

I'm glad we're all talking about Fat Carrie White today, so here's the piece I wrote about the topic last November. Real ones know I also appeared for an entire episode of @thekingcast.bsky.social solely dedicated to Fat Carrie back in 2023. www.slashfilm.com/1693889/step...

"In an era when studios are inflating already-obscene budgets in the hopes of building CGI multiverses, 'Redux Redux' is a phenomenal reminder that money will never be a match for a great story brought to life with incredible actors." Read More: www.slashfilm.com/1831262/mult...

This movie was just as fantastic as I had remembered it being, and Olivia Cooke's portrayal of Amanda remains an all-time great performance. She's operating on a level few others will ever reach, and she was only 23 at the time of filming. Wild. Such a talent.

Ryan Coogler’s horror debut is a sweaty, sexy, blood-soaked success. #SinnersMovie isn’t only one of the best horror films of the year; it’s one of the best films, period. My review at @fangoria.com www.fangoria.com/review-sinne...

Shout out to @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social who knew I was having the day from hell and surprised me with my other wife, Taco Bell Baja Blast.

I do not have enough followers or earn enough money to explain having a stalker. Why someone wants to spend their precious time on Earth being consumed by what I'm doing only to harass me for it is beyond me.

We are recording the BODY SWAP MOVIES draft with @bjcolangelo.bsky.social & @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social NEXT WEEK! Which films featuring (two-way) BODY SWAPS *need* to make list?!

It's been a while since I had a solid "Do I want her or want to be her?" crisis, but Megan Mullally on THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES has done the trick.

With a heavy heart, I share that my partner Brendan's father, Michael Haley, left us this past Saturday. Known to the world as the voice of The Maxx, Michael was a beloved father, husband, and friend. I mourn with and for his family...and am deeply saddened by this loss. ew.com/michael-hale...

Ok, I see you @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social lads! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Landon and Lerman deserve all the recognition and celebration for creating something so wonderful 💚 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

"Stop, collaborate, and listen" is genuinely good advice.

Genuinely what is happening to people’s brains

We all feel insane because we're the ones actually mainlining the Bad News while the overwhelming majority of people who voted this colossal piece of tumefied excrement into power sincerely have NO idea how much he's breaking things beyond repair.

Trump just shut down the DOJ's unit that investigates crypto fraud. Remember: Trump and his inner circle stand to profit from their crypto investments and a proposed national crypto reserve — while taxpayers could be left holding the bag. It's a new Golden Age for corruption.

Out of @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social, I can’t stop thinking about #TheUglyStepsister. Catch this in theaters and on @shudder.com when it arrives. Trust me. Thank me later. www.slashfilm.com/1829115/horr...

Great news, landed in LAX and met a @thisendsatprom.bsky.social listener who found me through guesting on @ifycomedy.com & @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social’s Our Relationship podcast 🥰🥰🥰 If that was you, say hello!!

Sat next to an iPad kid on my flight home whose parents don’t want to pay extra for wifi. Please pray for me.

I barely took any pics at Overlook. Everyone bully me to take pics with you next year.

I hate to admit that I am very productive when working at the airport because my desire to keep my head down and not interact with anyone (and also not risk losing my spot at the charging desk) has made me unstoppable.