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He's a Lone Ranger in a black sports car! He's a sexy mystery man going where cops can't!
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We did it! Today, we saved democracy. You’re welcome, America. #teslatakedown West L.A.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I love London even more now… When the world’s richest man flirts with Nazis, Londoners make sure his brand wears it. No hiding from this.

submitted 7 days ago • 175 comments

I’m back at #teslatakedown in Owings Mills, MD. Please join us next week! Find out where at teslatakedown.com.

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

submitted 19 days ago • 1408 comments

My biggest fear is dying with unused rewards points.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

I bought a two rubber toilet flappers on the internet. Now the company I bought them from has sent me three requests to rate their service and two emails asking me to review their product. They're TOILET FLAPPERS, bruh.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Beyonce NEVER phones it in. She is A+ every single time. Probably the all-time best halftime show! #beyonce

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

WE HAVE THE POWER to stop the sun from setting at fucking 4:45.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda want to run back to Twitter to tell these bitching MAGAs to fuck all the way off.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing puts me in a pit of despair more thoroughly than a Blues Traveler harmonica solo.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Tua is on fire! But with Dolphins up 24-0, MAYBE they should let this fragile flower sit. #dolphins

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments