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blackcrabbath.bsky.social
Crab smoking a cigarette Over 21 Michigan fuck me up and take me out In possession of a magical staff
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About to go fucking insaneo style (clean the house and do dishes)

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Anne Freaks diary pt1~

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Can’t think of any dumb shit to post rn sorry guys, blast some primus at your local church congregation

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Ahhh Le cigarette

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Open and close Open and close You search for happiness While knowing it has to be you Ignorance is bliss till they take your bliss away. Open and close Open and close….

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Life is meaningless? And yet you put it into words.

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Coach I need you to hype me up before work I know it’s been years but please

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Guy whose boss just denied his PTO so the company can squeeze out a few more dollars over the holiday season: "we need to run the government more like a business."

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I GOT THE EMO TWINK BF THE FAMILY GATHERING QUAKES AT MY POWER

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“There’s nothing to live for” wrong, get addicted to crack. Marry Chris!

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RRRRAGG CHRISMAS DRUNK, DROP WHY YOU FOLLOW ME IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ILL MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYPLE WITH THE WINNER

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Man I will they’d all just behave, feel like someone’s dad being all “sharing is good actually” and “don’t be mean for no reason” and “don’t harm others for personal gain” Did you guys not go through kindergarten? All politicians should be forced back to pre school before they can serve office.

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Mein poopenfarten

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Everything keeps getting shittier and yet

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No wonder Magats are so uneducated...

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Don’t want it unless I can fill it with concrete

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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

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Half my interactions on here are with k pop fans and honestly you guys are chill what’s up I still ain’t listening to that stuff but I respect it

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I am me and I will not be stopped, I will kiss a dude on the mouth and then punch you in yours for whining about it

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not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao

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Straight jacket? Straight jacketing it rn?

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Hey btw if you just crack a can off the shelf in the store no one will stop you, just toss the can before you leave

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Need a girl who will crack my spine into bits with platform boots

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Hey kids stare at the sun it IS cool and you WILL SEE an alien fly across it if you stare long enough

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