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Childhood is parking near the front of the grocery store, adulthood is realizing parking next to the cart return makes more sense

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me

submitted 68 days ago • 368 comments

Hot take: critics calling Trump orange or cheeto is cringe and lessens the impact of what they are criticizing. There are many many legitimate criticisms you can make, but throwing in a limp insult about a tacky spray tan makes you look childish.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

It's that time again

submitted 75 days ago • 101 comments

If we can't trust a woman who got drunk and told an interviewer to spit on that thang, then by God, who CAN we trust?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so Frankenstein (the doctor) literally made the Bride's body made of decaying flesh, taught her like a parent and child, then ended up grooming her into having a sexual relationship with him. That's like Onision, Chris-Chan, Jeffery Dahmer shit all rolled into one fucked up guy #creaturecommandos

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

damn girl. you make me wish i could find a combination Jimmy John's / Burger King. cause i wanna sub and have it your way

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments