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The Boys Season 5 is reportedly just a re-airing of whatever was on CSPAN that day and the showrunners are just hoping no one notices

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you mean to tell me that Microsoft invented a new form of matter over a weekend but can’t make a good Halo game?

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starting up DODOGEE, Department of Department of Government Efficiency Efficiency where I elect myself to audit DOGE to see if they’re doing their jobs, and if they don’t reply to my emails its a resignation if Elon can do it I can too, but with blackjack and hookers

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JK Rowling writing an Italian:

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i present to you a new concept playlist: Trent Reznor taking a really bad poop and narrating the experience

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his eyes tweaking behind those sunglasses like hes a mentat from Dune

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James Gunn INSULTS Snyderverse movement by HAVING FRIENDS

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you guys remember when marvel actually made things

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the next Injustice game should have Bugs Bunny in it. Ed Boon, you know where to reach me

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guys the comparisons between Trump and the Star Wars prequels are funny and all but its smells of 2016 harry potter libs and i’m preemptively asking y’all to Watch Another Movie

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elon the literal only guy to have 13 kids while getting absolutely zero pussy

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throwing my switch at the wall when my teammates sell my games

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the new spider-man animated show is okay so far, compelling enough to keep me watching (Coleman Domingo masterclass and Lonnie’s storyline), but i swear half the dialogue is therapy speak which is far worse than any “umm he’s right behind me isn’t he?” quips

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i’m a Woke Mind Virus superspreader

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how about instead of The Thing he was The Ting and Ben Grimm is just a guy from Toronto

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the “i play games to escape the stress of reality” excuse is so funny to me, like bro comes home stressed tf out not because of work but because he saw a gay guy or something and needs to escape

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thinkin bout Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails

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drake is dead

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being too racist for white South Africans is crazy

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fuck it, kendrick lamar made Graduation

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nah she got you blushin twin aw hell nah twin you gotta lock up twin bruh this aint even you twin on foenem grave bruh

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ooooh i’m josh allen i’m one of the best athletes in the world, i’m MVP, i’m engaged the hailee steinfeld, fuck you

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can’t knock Kevin Smith for crying over Marvel movies cuz i know damn well a tear is gonna go down my eye when I see a shot of Battinson in the snow during The Batman Part II

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non-zero chance i’ve said hateful words that would not look good in front of an employer to Elon’s Interns on Black Ops III in 2015

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i think the worst part about where things are going is that the real life supervillains we got have absolutely zero aura, we’re being ruled by a divorced Redditor with a severe lack of understanding social cues and his lackeys are 20 year old comp-sci students i would make fun of with my friends

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much like how i police my own alcoholism

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The Brutalist is about my 3 week Minecraft phase

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BREAKING NEWS: Due to tariffs, women no longer be shoppin’

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hoping to find the love of my life during the intermission of The Brutalist

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those anti-woke star wars youtube freaks wish they could hate star wars as much as Harrison Ford hates star wars

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if we were a serious society we’d have a Mirror’s Edge 3

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i remember when tariffs and trade wars were just the silly lame boring shit from the prequels when i was a kid

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who up letting it linger

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the cast is pushing 50 dawg

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woke Hank Schrader, works for the DEI instead of the DEA. (workshopping this one)

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the Chiefs got John Madden’s corpse chained up in the locker room at Arrowhead Stadium and perform blood rituals with it before every game

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favorite thing i’ve seen on my Discover tab on here is a guy having a schizophrenic chain of posts shitting on Marvel fans and accusing them of being responsible for everything wrong with society, which while true, i can only assume the guy just got dogged in a Marvel Rivals comp match

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guy who honestly thinks Sabrina Carpenter is a nepo baby related to John Carpenter

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