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blairsocci.bsky.social
Blair Socci the comedian Www.blairsocci.com 🤑
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It’s socci time baby come see me on tour I love u Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Hold up, I didn’t realize they were putting ZIP TIES on that woman who was dragged out of the meeting in Idaho

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Told my mom I'm gonna elope and she goes "are u dating someone?" Absolutely lethal level burn

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

When u see one of ur plants was eaten by a bug but u look around and dont see any bugs it feels like ur house was burglarized in the night

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s socci time baby come see me on tour I love u Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

BLAIR SOCCI AT BREA IMPROV MARCH 5TH 8 pm Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I watched zero day it was scary I cried a lot

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing that could save society is if we give Keke Palmer an Academy Award

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Mail people are soooooooo cute I love them so much 🥹🥹🥹

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Bumble, are u kidding me? What’s the point of having a p*ssy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I just want nice men to come talk to me but no bad men why can’t they self filter!!!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly feel really bad for the yellowjackets at this point shit looks miz

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

A man is speaking full volume in the library and I am filled with homicidal rage

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

I love Zach cherry

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Thursday is a perfect night of tv

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing someone dribble a basketball outside of a sanctioned basketball game makes me want to put a gun in my mouth

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Just got a book about ADHD and now it’s sitting there torturing me like another looming undone Regina George task

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

BLAIR SOCCI AT BREA IMPROV MARCH 5TH 8 pm Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

West makes me so mad, he played us all so bad last summer acting like a lil sweetie who knew his place with a goddess model like Ciara and then bags her and thinks he’s too good for her and now can’t even get out a sentence this summer while still thinking he’s big time #summerhouse

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

A perfect bow on a month of fundraising for our 27 teachers that netted >$450K!!! Shouts to Carmen Morales @gabedinger.bsky.social @iankarmel.bsky.social @blairsocci.bsky.social @ronfunches.bsky.social and Brian Posehn. Hilarious people with massive hearts. We so appreciate you all!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I know it’s important but I could use a small respite from the fentanyl commercials on bravo

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The iPhone Gmail update is devastating

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Eating chicken with my parents

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Parker Posey is incredible

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The music in white lotus sends my nervous system into extreme fight or flight

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I obviously follow a lot of walton goggins accounts and any time I see a troll say something about his teeth I go guard dog mode and scream he got his teeth knocked out u ignorant demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

TODAY!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Your friends’ wins are your wins always

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I lost 100 followers for posting an annual bikini pic and I just hope it was loving boyfriends and husbands because I can absolutely get behind that as u should unfollow how dare you not unfollow be loyal to ur queen

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

quit it with this doomer shit. i'm here to win.

submitted 13 days ago • 66 comments

A new classic @blairsocci.bsky.social AFE episode followed by her killer special, someone buy Big Dog the sour belts and Dr Pepper she deserves today

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I would be freaked out if I saw a panda in real life they look like a person dressed up as a bear

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Surrendered my TSA precheck in order to not abandon my family I am a hero

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It's Valentine's Day, so we had someone we all love on the pod, @blairsocci.bsky.social, to draft "Things We Find Romantic." There's a lot of laughs, but folks, you're also gonna smile. bit.ly/aferomance

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments