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thinking about when conservatives tried to use same sex divorce as a gotcha when they started happening

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

“namibia” to the tune of the activia jingle

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

chappell we love you

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Brad Schimel once stuck his hand in a communal bowl of nuts at a party after loudly exclaiming he just took a piss outside

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

lol my old boss is running for wisconsin AG

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

can someone please make a Weird Twitter (2010-2015) bluesky feed please

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

high note in Milwaukee is the best people watching place

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

“What if I don’t like beans?”

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

New blog post: ADAPT OR DIE. The honest answer to the male horniness—I mean “loneliness” epidemic

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Made a fool out of myself today

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Most racist take lmao

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

This person definitely has one of those “In this house, we believe” signs in his front yard

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

what happened to putting parsley leaves on every single fancy dish

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I have a crush on a boy and IDK HOW TO HANDLE IT

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

✅ drunk driver ✅ separated from wife ✅ insider trader & frauduster

submitted 81 days ago • 18 comments

a sirius xm subscription is not a gift, it’s a curse

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

imaging explaining to yourself in the year 2000 what Hawk Tua cryptocurrency is and that it has nothing to do with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE PLEASE SHARE #ASafeChoice physicians WILL prescribe medication abortion via telehealth FOR WOMEN WHO ANTICIPATE NEEDING THIS MEDICATION. REPEAT: You do NOT need to be currently pregnant to get this prescription. In an era of potentially draconian abortion bans, take note!

submitted 84 days ago • 392 comments

A propos of nothing, UnitedHealthcare declined to cover my husband’s ambulance trip to the morgue because his insurance policy lapsed at the second of his death.

submitted 84 days ago • 641 comments

the vengaboys have just perpetually been doing their thing for like 40 years and i truly love that

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submitted 85 days ago • 33 comments

very funny to see the worst pro-israel guys getting on their “I think it’s wrong to celebrate anyone’s death” soapbox about one ceo. just pretend they were college students wearing a keffiyeh

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appropriated polish sausage by cooking it like a brat with beer, butter and onions the german way. i’m like literally h*tler

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

love 2 work

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I want to be a reply girl

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

submitted 94 days ago • 168 comments

Fuck Elon

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments