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May I present Infanta Isabella Clara Eugenia: smart, athletic, successful ruler, had good taste (my patron!) & generally cool. For #InternationalWomensDay

Supreme Court legalized bribery, took bribes themselves, and declared this was all just how democracy is supposed to work

Fortitude. Because you know you need it! By Sandro Botticelli in 1470.

Bezos, worth over $200 billion, is doing reply bait posts. Nice reminder that wealth can’t buy dignity

Karl Völker - Demonstration, 1924, woodcut on vellum.

The epitome of dashing. Look at the interplay between beard, collar, & laces, or how mustache draws eye to earring. A+! By Frans Pourbus the Younger, whose day was today.

Elisabeth of France, aged 13, in 1615. She is about to be traded to Spain for Infanta Anne of Austria. Will never see her family again. Life of a renaissance princess! Painted by Frans Pourbus, whose day is today.

Born on this day in 1518, Mary Tudor. An unhappy woman. But at least she had great clothes! Here painted in 1554 by Hans Eworth.

Delicate dance of the Noli me tangere, painted c. 1440 in a cell at San Marco by Fra Angelico. Today is his day.

new TV show?????? (made this in my apartment)

Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s Valentine’s Day firing massacre won’t just impact federal workers. It will impact everyone. 🧵

Animals lining up to get into Noah's ark, 1565. With extra sheep, evidently allowed by God. Also appreciate attention to Noah family pets by Jacopo Bassano, whose day is today.

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

Geriatric Justice League

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Watch this. And then watch it again.

Conservative budget wonks (Manhattan Instiutte, Tax Foundation) confirming that this is a consittutional crisis. Not liberal hysteria. Happening right now.

Based on the cringey memes alone Bluesky is ready to take on Facebook

Woman with a prayerbook, looking rather sad, as you would be too if you were wearing that unfortunate headgear. By Barthel Bruyn, 1560. Today is his day.

Seven serious men and one fish: the Amsterdam militia company of Pieter Dircksz Hasselaer and Lieutenant Jan Gerritsz Hooft. Painted around 1600 by Pieter Pietersz., whose day was today.

Dems are experiencing free-floating anxiety because their senators are voting for Trump's nominees and their House members don't seem to be landing messages with voters. In other parties, *members* could call a vote of no confidence in Schumer and Jeffries. But the Dems don't offer such mechanisms:

The only thing Democrats know how to do is ask for money…and they’re bad at it 😞

One of my senators, @schumer.senate.gov, hasn’t posted on TikTok since 1/8 (and that post is a blurry pic of Carter’s casket). Kirstin Gillibrand (doesn’t even have a Bluesky account) hasn’t posted a TikTok since 2022. My rep, @nadler.house.gov, doesn’t appear to have a TikTok. Utterly useless.