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Local 700 Editor and vinyl junkie. - Secrets of Sulphur springs - - Surfside Girls - - Hollywood Reporter Roundtables - - Pradeeps of Pittsburgh AE - - Tokyo Vice pilot AE and additional editor - Woodworking in my spare time, which is fleeting.

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What a terrible collection of words for an editor to receive. #postsky

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Mark my words: people who oppose him in government will eventually start dying.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Being a new dad is constantly realizing that you forgot to call or text someone back last month.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I will fight Elon musk. I have no formal training and am wildly out of shape. I have little doubt I would not only win, but fairly quickly too.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

No one tells you, and you have no clue that your baby looks like an old man until you hit 3-4 months and look at old photos. AM I RAISING BENJAMINE BUTTON??

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Every single time I ask LLMs for help with some software I’m using it suggests I use a feature that does not exist. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If a streaming service plays their ads BEFORE the movie I will watch them all. During the movie? I will not watch the movie.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, MPEG, I still want to be on the available list. I feel the judging through the email.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t really condone violence at all but we should at very least be giving older brother noogies to all these maniacs blatantly spreading misinformation on broadcast news.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we are all playing a very large game of secret hitler and with all of these confirmation votes we may be about to lose.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My ride is here.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Narrator: they won’t

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hey another Avid question for y’all! Is there any way (outside of cmd+shift+f) to use a 3rd monitor as a client monitor? Do I need a breakout box? #postsky

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

No one in the history of rap in any parallel universe has ever been served a bigger L than Drake. Dude can’t turn on the radio or even the damn Super Bowl without hearing that track. Savage.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Our nanny is an older woman who’s only punctuation in her long texts are an inordinate amount of semicolons. I don’t know how to feel.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If you see a random kid under the age of 14 running you can say in a stern voice “no running” and no matter where you are, they will stop. Try it out.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

*buttholes not included

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The Men Who Stare at Buttholes

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Pee Wee’s Big Butthole

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

12 year old me would be simply beside himself with the lack of zippos and ninja throwing stars I currently own.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I think Tidal music app should take advantage of the Spotify hate and make it easier for people to migrate over with a free transfer of playlists instead of the paid option.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It really is extraordinary when you think about it that the wealthiest most privileged humans who have ever existed are in full revenge mode against the planet and its inhabitants because racism isn’t as popular as they’d like

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024. You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right? Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year. You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.

What a terrible collection of words for an editor to receive. #postsky

Mark my words: people who oppose him in government will eventually start dying.

Being a new dad is constantly realizing that you forgot to call or text someone back last month.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I will fight Elon musk. I have no formal training and am wildly out of shape. I have little doubt I would not only win, but fairly quickly too.

No one tells you, and you have no clue that your baby looks like an old man until you hit 3-4 months and look at old photos. AM I RAISING BENJAMINE BUTTON??

Every single time I ask LLMs for help with some software I’m using it suggests I use a feature that does not exist. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

If a streaming service plays their ads BEFORE the movie I will watch them all. During the movie? I will not watch the movie.

Yes, MPEG, I still want to be on the available list. I feel the judging through the email.

I don’t really condone violence at all but we should at very least be giving older brother noogies to all these maniacs blatantly spreading misinformation on broadcast news.

I feel like we are all playing a very large game of secret hitler and with all of these confirmation votes we may be about to lose.

My ride is here.

Narrator: they won’t

Hey another Avid question for y’all! Is there any way (outside of cmd+shift+f) to use a 3rd monitor as a client monitor? Do I need a breakout box? #postsky

No one in the history of rap in any parallel universe has ever been served a bigger L than Drake. Dude can’t turn on the radio or even the damn Super Bowl without hearing that track. Savage.

Our nanny is an older woman who’s only punctuation in her long texts are an inordinate amount of semicolons. I don’t know how to feel.

If you see a random kid under the age of 14 running you can say in a stern voice “no running” and no matter where you are, they will stop. Try it out.

*buttholes not included

The Men Who Stare at Buttholes

Pee Wee’s Big Butthole

12 year old me would be simply beside himself with the lack of zippos and ninja throwing stars I currently own.

I think Tidal music app should take advantage of the Spotify hate and make it easier for people to migrate over with a free transfer of playlists instead of the paid option.

It really is extraordinary when you think about it that the wealthiest most privileged humans who have ever existed are in full revenge mode against the planet and its inhabitants because racism isn’t as popular as they’d like

Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024. You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right? Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year. You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.

Killer Buttholes From Outer Space

Attack of the Killer Buttholes