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These stories amount to "the left was so annoying about pronouns or liberals made people feel so guilty about plastic straws they had no choice but to get on board with the second coming of the Third Reich and the destruction of the planet."

US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.

Bloody hell.

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

Musk goes full nazi. Media:

An early contender for headline of the year…

Opinion | President Musk should pardon Donald Trump

It’s getting harder and harder to love Rashford. His every action is poor so far this game. Wouldn’t surprise me if Amorim pulls the trigger in half-time or early second half.

Jag vet inte Erik men om du beställer en elhalsduk från Temu och laddar den med en powerbank så låter det som ett du-problem

Worker: yes I have autism Coworker: so you take things literally? Worker: no that is Kleptomania

the worst thing about bluesky is that when you sign up they don’t tell you how important your starting location is. now i can’t get any grain no matter what i do. i’ve resorted to barging in on strangers’ conversations offering to trade two wool and a lumber for a grain but i usually just get muted

Alla som behöver pendla mellan Stockholm och Uppsala, ställ er på perrongen och lifta med osynliga handen så skickar marknaden osynliga tåget

Häller kärnavfall i havet så att de kommersiella vatten leverantörerna kan leva och växa på ett bra sätt

is it a shell company?

Killar: jag läser bara faktaböcker där man lär sig saker på riktigt Också killar: läser elon musks biografi

Snickerboa, alhamdulilah och snickerboa, bismillah. Bra och ha, inshallah, för stackars mig, alhamdulilej.

reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift