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blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

release the butthole cut of les miserables

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Haters can’t stand seeing you caked up in some yoga pants with “Cogito Ergo Sum” across the ass

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

This ghoul is running the country now. 12 hours after Felon47 said ICE would stop arresting farm workers they were still chasing workers in the fields

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Confusing the time machine by asking it to take me back to when dinosaurs and humans walked the earth together, until it collapses in on itself and sucks me into a dark vortex in space.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

This is infinitely cooler than I never expected ever!

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

MY MOM: [consoling me after another bad date] I’ve always told you to be yourself and if she can’t appreciate you for that, then she’s not right for you anyway. ME: *trying to take off my Burger King crown but I can’t because I’m wearing Hulk hands

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

I have some pretty strong opinions about food for someone who eats cream of mushroom soup right outta the can.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Just read this to the cat:

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I was born too late to enjoy lounging on gigantic rubber grass and that makes me sad. #Weird

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Looking up at the way the trees reach out for what isn't there anymore.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Something to share for Father's Day. youtu.be/ZaqEw_bMxdo?...

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The hardest part of being a professional body builder has always been digging up the bodies.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

At Trump’s age, most people just get a Costco cake and a nap, not a tank parade and flyover costing $45 million. .

submitted 13 hours ago • 50 comments

The Sneakers on the Telephone Lines invasion begins NOW. Our warships have lied in wait for years, cloaked to resemble your beloved Chuck Taylor All Stars, attached by their very-own ‘shoestrings’ overhead. Hail Zorx!

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I call my Roku “Prof. Henry Higgins” — it insists my voice commands are enunciated well beyond my station.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I had never seen this 1969 clip of Desmond Dekker performing "Israelites" before today, so I'm sharing it with you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJAv...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I always feel so satisfied after I have Five Guys.

submitted 10 hours ago • 43 comments

Gnight, all. We ride at dawn. Let’s make tomorrow one for the history books.

submitted 21 hours ago • 473 comments

I get to use the services of a notary today.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

We shall all be congealed

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I'm suing our dog walker which is very stressful on me since she's so sweet and struggles with just having the one leg.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sometimes, I catch her studying me. After thirty years together, she still isn't sure which one is my glass eye.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Having carnal thoughts about Farrah Fawcett again. Best put on a hair shirt and ride my penny-farthing past the vicar’s house

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Noticed that the fine lines around my eyes and mouth are becoming ever deepening fissures. I regret not springing for the undercoating.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Might quit my job and become a full time problem

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Why blame yourself when you can blame the bossa nova?

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

★★★★★ review: “The sadness just feels different from other casinos.”

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Never buy wind chimes or hiking speakers which won't fit up your ass.

submitted 180 days ago • 2 comments

If the going rate for a white guy’s pardon is $1 million, how much does a black guy have to pay?

submitted 18 days ago • 284 comments

Let's go back to 140 characters. It leaves no room for more than the title of most fuck-stupid theories.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Today was really crummy And I would like a hug from mummy

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Let the good end times roll.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

You guys 🥺🥺

submitted 18 days ago • 662 comments

you can’t scare me you are not a fart during a diaper change

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

I'm a vegetarian. But not because I love animals, I just really hate plants.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Ten minutes ago, I had no idea there’s one master switch at the zoo that opens all the enclosures at once, but the police refuse to believe I bumped it by accident and are now suggesting I could catch a manslaughter charge for what that crazy hippo just did to the old lady who ran the churro cart.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers my pharmily.

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Closer. Introduce your enemies to your family. Invite them to game night. How are things progressing? Do I hear wedding bells?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

AI loves the em dash almost as much as my mother loved smoking while pregnant.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My house! Is a very very very my house With my things in my yard My clothes and my guitar Life used to make me nervous cos of me Yes me.. I'll light my fire While I find my corkscrew and my wine That I bought For me-ee-ee... RS

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Nothing like a shower beer at the end of a long day. I got a ska band coming in tomorrow night – no cover

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

when you really need your toddler to stop asking questions for just two goddamn minutes

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

submitted 18 days ago • 114 comments

Don’t hurl in my bowl and call it muesli. ~ Swiss idiom

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

An alternate dimension where everyone has heat-ray vision and lives with the trauma of having blasted away their own eyelids.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments