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blckphillip.bsky.social
GIS girl // everything old is new again
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I don’t even know how to consume current events anymore because everything is BREAKING NEWS these days apparently

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Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks

submitted 71 days ago • 68 comments

avenged ben folds fivefold

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lmao

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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

submitted 86 days ago • 90 comments

????

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I knew Espresso would be my top song bc it was always on repeat during my summer workouts but I did not expect to be a top .005% Sabrina Carpenter enjoyer

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Black Friday sale emails are the perfect way to notify me to unsubscribe from a mailing list

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Go Bills

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Not the snow angels at the Bills game lmaooo

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PARDON MY STUDENT LOANS JOE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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Love having the younger half of my family laying around playing Dress To Impress in a separate room after dinner just like the pilgrims intended

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The Lego float at the parade goes so hard omg

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Thinking about the time my grandma thought my tofurkey was bread for the thanksgiving table so she started pulling it apart like pillsbury biscuits to share with everyone

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Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t

submitted 95 days ago • 17 comments

Got X-rays and an ultrasound done today just to find out my diagnosis is literally just gas bubbles 💔

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Using this Sunday morning to hold space for the defying gravity lyrics

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I have never yawned more through a show than during Bly Manor omg

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ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea

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Another day of remembering Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and not 1873

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I really wanted Olive Garden for dinner and now I’m laying in bed while my stomach hits whistle notes

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a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY

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Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest

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*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet* YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS

submitted 100 days ago • 35 comments

are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office

submitted 100 days ago • 687 comments

I’ve never been a competitive person but dress to impress is slowly changing that

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There’s no way I’m the same age as Jack Schlossberg

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Q-tips are so named because of the quarters found in and around the ears

submitted 101 days ago • 31 comments

I can never spell Macaulay Culkin’s name without Googling it first and even when I typed it just now I don’t even know if it’s right

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if rfk jr tries to take taco bell from me he's going to learn a thing about the castle doctrine

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2025 white house cabinet meeting

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I just saw a video on fb about a Matty Healy lookalike contest and it was a group of rats running around a city street 😭

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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

submitted 103 days ago • 146 comments

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

submitted 103 days ago • 198 comments

My hottest take that everyone looks at me sideways for is my firm belief that entire families do not need to be in supermarkets at the same time

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So excited to announce I will be boxing Muhammad Ali’s bones in the next Netflix main event

submitted 104 days ago • 5 comments

Go Bills 🙏🏼

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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

submitted 104 days ago • 1137 comments

Back on my cookie clicker grind

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When the nap hits so different you end up cutting off your own oxygen supply 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world

submitted 105 days ago • 12 comments

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

submitted 106 days ago • 46 comments

Bluesky is a testament to how little pockets of humanity will always work to make something good come out of something rotten

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I feel more tumblr than twitter on here

submitted 105 days ago • 125 comments