blissfreak.bsky.social
Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells.
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It is a fitting punishment that Biffo was sentenced by the state to be beaten and forced to read his own comics.
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Imagine how much of a puritanical dork you'd need to be to defend the Hays Code in 2025.
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My manifesto is 300 pages of ranting about how nobody seems to understand how to convert between PAL and NTSC without really obviously fucking it up, often in a way that's easily fixed.
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Biffo lost his medical license for performing CPR on a man who was sleeping by the pool.
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It speaks volumes that the only positive review SEGA could find for the Blu-ray cover was the one they wrote themselves.
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I want a poster of that Biffo face so I can hang it on my door to let the Angel of Death know that I seek the sweet release of eternity.
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Every time I listen to Windy and Ripply this line always plays in my head at a certain point in the song.
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I use em dashes in prose enough that I make a conscious effort not to do it excessively, because my brain tends to naturally spits out sentences that call for them.
Same for semicolons.
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Somebody get this dipshit a dead animal so he can do something more productive.
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Quick, somebody draw Biffo as Donald Sutherland from the end of Invasion of the Body-Snatchers.
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Bodyswap is definitely one of my favorite episodes. Only doesn't rank #1 for Series III on account of Marooned existing.
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Horrified that my Genesis has apparently had this slot on the side the whole time and I didn't notice for over 25 years.
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These are modern era Sonic renders. They're not SUPPOSED to look good.
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It would work better if it wasn't the same couple renders fifty thousand times.
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This is just the Sonic Lost World soundtrack.
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I support economic warfare with Neptune until it caves to our demand to be as blue to the naked eye as it looks in those false color Voyager 2 photos.
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I always figured there's no way it was THAT blue to the eye but I wasn't prepared for how dull the actual color would be.
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Not even close to the weirdest thing Biffo has crammed down someone's throat.
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my memory is fried and it's 2025 but i still need to learn the pokerap
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Thomas Edison stole the idea for incandescent lightbulbs from Biffo.
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I'd sing "Marge becomes a robot" but they already did that episode a couple years ago.
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If we're comparing Biffo to a 9th century Pope, it raises the question of whether there are AntiBiffos. I for one would support any claimant to the title of Biffo who isn't Biffo.
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Every member of the Biffo family perpetually looks like they've just been exhumed by the Church to check for signs of incorruptibility.
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The real April Fools joke is that nothing Mickey has done is as inexplicably off-putting as Biffo.
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You can't swipe the Mickey Mouse overalls AND name your character Mickey.
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I'd say rare Biffo W but he should definitely be arrested anyway.