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It’s so sad when your family turns to the MAGA cult. Literally can’t talk to them without them bringing up something to do with Trump. I don’t even bring it up out of fear of having to hear them say something so horribly wrong. I’ve never felt such cringe/rage as I do around them now

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Drake wearing a prop hoodie with bullet holes that release vapor at his concert is pretty much all you need to know to make fun of him tirelessly

If DOGE was really looking for fraud, wouldn't they have hired accountants instead of programmers?

Two types of people that I make fun of secretly and quietly in my hater corner: 1.) People who need to prep themselves to swallow a vitamin 2.) People who need sunglasses anytime they are outside These types of people will not make it in a zombie apocalypse

White ppl love saying they hate identity politics but vote for a man because he blames our nation’s problems on immigrants and gets rid of diversity initiatives

Mood all 2025.

Vance posted on X: “Judges aren’t allowed to control the executive’s legitimate power.” You mean Trump’s “power” being used to violate our Constitution? The Constitution is not something any president can manipulate for political games.

Congress was denied entry to both the U.S. Department of Education and the Treasury, where Musk staffers blocked the doors. Along with its appropriations responsibilities, Congress holds oversight authority over federal agencies. Blocking congressional access to these agencies is illegal.

Wanting our tax dollars to go towards every American having housing, healthcare, and food instead of bombs is not a “fringe” position. It’s humane. What’s “fringe” is buying bombs while Americans sleep on the streets and go bankrupt because they get cancer.

Quitting smoking isn't impossible but it does make you just a little bit mad for the rest of your life

people say “just stop doomscrolling” like we’re not literally live-streaming the series finale of american democracy

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I know conservatives don’t have a lot of ammo against people like AOC when their best insult is to call her a “bartender” or “barmaid”. Like ooooooh yeah she had a job that wasn’t being a congresswoman sick burn dude

bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak

"I just want to be clear about what's going on here." - @warren.senate.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...

These stupid fucks that drink raw milk and refuse to wear polyester won’t shut the fuck up about it. Grow up dude nobody gives a shit. People are dying from starvation, freezing in the streets and you are complaining about glade plug ins

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at USAID on leave after they refused to turn over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s government-inspection teams, a current and a former U.S. official told The Associated Press on Sunday.

I always thought Lena Dunham was annoying turns out I was a misogynist

Rewatching GIRLS is not a good idea with the state of the world

Can’t even crack open a cold one anymore without the weight of the world coming down on me

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

To me, America First means ensuring every American has housing and healthcare, not freezing grants going to Americans or renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊

Looks like the first felon president will have an alcoholic sex offender in charge of the most powerful military in history. What could possibly go wrong?

Even if Zuck were to make a sexist joke it would come out like bad AI dialogue. What the fuck happens to these guys when they start doing MMA? All those kicks to the head make ‘em horny for other dudes or what?

Corporate culture being neutered is just another way of saying that he can’t openly make sexist or racist jokes

A perm and a gold chain ain’t gonna hide your inner lizard Zuck

What’s up with Zuckerberg’s perm?

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

I can’t understand why older generations won’t look at the world around them and see that things are changing, have changed. There’s nothing more disheartening than pleading with them for support or understanding.

"Our children’s coffee will be genetically modified in labs or grown indoors if we stay on the path we’re on."

Why are employers advertising entry level jobs but wanting 3+ years experience & a bachelors degree to answer phones and be underpaid

What was in the water for season 5 Carmela Soprano?! Her arms were toned as fuck

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Right now social media feels like we’re all smokers and we’ve been smoking Marlboro Reds for a decade and our plan to quit smoking Reds specifically is to smoke twice as many cigarettes of 3 different other brands

Color me shocked that the mayor of Huntington Beach has declared HB to be a non-sanctuary city. In other words the sky is still blue, HB still epi-center for racist yet questionably tan people!

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses