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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
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The vodka penne from Ilianno’s in Waterford, CT. It’s the vodka penne I’ve tried to recreate for decades and I’ve never gotten it right. I used to say it was one of my death row foods.

Me rn

Post your gender in gif form

Turns out it was a disabled train and we all had to get off. But I’m finally getting to work.

The announcements on this train sound like a Dalek, so if I don’t check in in a while, it was nice knowing all of you.

Why yes, he *did* give me that scratch 10 minutes ago when I tried to initiate cuddles. But now it’s been 10 minutes and he’s DESPERATE for cuddles! How dare I try to use my own chest!

Trying to figure out how to travel internationally with my semaglutide shots is fun. Like, I just want to know if it’s okay to bring with me! Why make this so hard‽

Happy Half-Price Chocolate Day, everyone!!

It feels like a week since Easter Vigil this morning, but I’m in bed now and have tomorrow off.

Feel seen/attacked

Woke up at 0230 so I could get a shower before the Easter Vigil and then Mass. So now it’s nap time before Greek Easter.

Dudes in Boston are really out here trying to insult me like I wasn’t a middle school girl. My sweet summer child, I can read you for filth and leave you crying on the sidewalk without even trying. Call me a fat fag like that’s even an insult and I’m gonna have you talking to a fuckin therapist.

My new gender just dropped.

Museums should do more goofy stuff like this.

Eagerly awaiting the Fyre Festival 2 documentary.

Time for my annual Maundy Thursday pedicure. Because if someone is washing my feet today, I’m paying them for their efforts.

I’ve been thinking about Rosemary a LOT in the last few days. May her soul be at rest and may her father be troubled by what he did to her forever.

My response to this new hotness was “it’s giving butch lesbian” and their face just lit up.

Listening to a podcast where the host is from Texas and he has a guest from Tennessee, and I love how the host's real accent has started showing up the longer they're talking. It's something I love about being around @jrmoockjr.bsky.social when they're around other Southerners too.

Got an email from someone at the law office that did my bankruptcy last year. They're asking if I need estate planning work done. That's fuckin optimistic.

I accidentally missed my psych prescriber meeting on Monday, so we rescheduled for 9am today. I got on the call at 845 because I didn't want to miss it again. Her first question was "so...having a hard time with your ADHD?" Looks like we're trying a new med for it, so wish me luck!

Your asshole neighbourhood non-binary intersex person here to remind you that "biological sex" is a fuckin scam and nowhere near as cut and dry as the courts would like you to think. Get fucked, JK, you withering cunt.

I need you all to know that Jim Bakker is now doing infomercials selling massive buckets of potato soup and other survival foods. This article is from 2015, but you can still find these things on his website. I need to go lie down now.

S: “Babe, your face is telling on you again.” S: “Babe, when you smile so wide I can see your canines, then I know something is wrong.” Young guy at our table: “This is more a comment than a questions.” S:

Well, I’ve officially tried blancmange and I never need to do that again.