bloomer5142.bsky.social
Minimal poster, elite replier. Wayward Cleveland/Philly sports fan living in Pittsburgh. Flannel and thermal enthusiast, and emotional support human to two dogs.
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Hey, give a dude a heads up when you're in town! Could have told you where I broke my apple fritter cherry
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Indeed. I appreciate the recommendation!
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Listen man, I didn't say I'm proud of this. My rare breakfast pastries consisted of Almond Croissants from Italian Market spots and Federal Donuts. Sometimes the occasional Pączki from the Port Richmond market
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Lived in Philly for 14 years, and I miss it every day!
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Brewers fans should be happy
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Oh I'm past it. This has rocketed to the top 5 of breakfast pastries.
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UPDATE: Goddammit this is good. Why did I wait so long???
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My favorite part was him screaming on the phone, "Crosby owns me, he fucking owns me!!!"
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Exactly
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I'm pulling for the US as well, but solely because Sidney Crosby made off with my friend's date minutes after he went to get them drinks at the bar during his rookie year. Got them both and saw Crosby walking out with her. Kinda hilarious, but I felt bad for him
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I am going to a bakery tomorrow and making this happen. Being a large 42 year old man that has not apple frittered doesn't sit right.
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Confession: I've never had an apple fritter.
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Oof...I lived in Charlotte for 4.5 years and try to forget the one night I had to spend in the Gas House back in 2002.
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DeJong approaching Matt Stairs-level Immaculate Grid usage.
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Rest in peace, shirt brother
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Another good gambling addiction watch is Owning Mahoney. Philip Seymour Hoffman is electric, as per usual.
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Thats funny, because I wonder why Skip Bayless is still a thing
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Oooh...I've been on 70s movie kick lately. This will be added to the mix
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Jelly right now...
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I initially read that as Milf of Texaco
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Solak is 100% jumping off a hotel awning tonight
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Oh dear
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Also are the...nevermind, we all know
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Gerald gets it
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Because Willem Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara are goddamn legends
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Unrelated, but shout out Jeff Buckley on the outro
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Or they can spend 4 hours watching the Brutalist, which is it's own special annoying experience
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...and I am a Defector subscriber
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I think we need the recipe if you would be so kind
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Great Pyreneeses (Great Pyreni?) are great doggos, but are the leading causes of broken pelvis because they think they are Shi Tzus
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Just wanted it on record is all.
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That also includes Snoop performing at Trump's pre-inauguration concert. Actually no, nevermind
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Janelle Monae > Chappell Roan
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A lot are hurting and we need to keep donating to the good people of LA, but it goes without saying that this is one excellent bear
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:::taps mic:::
:::checks script:::
crypto bros are weird
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When can we bring "crypto bros are weird" dialogue into the lexicon?
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Nope, call every congressperson in your district or state that agrees or allows this to happen. Every. Goddamn. Day.
Squeaky wheels get the grease, so be the most annoying can of WD-40 that you can be
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Unless anyone needs reminding how much she rules...(sorry for the chalk vid)
youtu.be/rzZnao2fbRQ?...
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Janelle Monae just rules. That is all.
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Anyone who warns people about the dangers of alligator attacks through their album title is an A+ human in my book
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You had me at Will Smith Asshole...minus the apostrophe
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Dick Mountain also
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Us big bois gotta know our limits😅
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That is torn rotator cuff territory right there.
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This is an accurate take
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Oh Freddy Got Fingered. What a demented treasure of a motion picture.
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Fair point, but snickerdoodle cookies (and brownies) are just delightful.
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Older man take: both games should be on Saturday
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Thats bullshit