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They’re quietly doing what they’re going to do without any social media bluster. But it will not be good for us.
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Why not? Then no one thinks it was you. You can say “gosh I was sitting at home cute as a button when Bigfoot was spotted.”
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Too bad about the porcupine attack.
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They say you should do what you love.
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Don’t leave us hanging.
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Or oil rig.
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Every recipe: when I was a kid on the warmer spring days we’d go to our uncle’s farm. My grandmother would go too, and she liked to sleep in except for Sundays. She liked to go to the early church service. [16 more paragraphs leading to them eating the dish in the recipe]
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My favorite part is making meals in three hours that don’t taste too bad if you’re lucky.
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Or it was Taco stop #2
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Trump & Mudk see theUS Treasury as their piggy bank.
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I guess for those worried about plastics being tossed into the landfills and oceans, there’s some good news to be had.
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Whatever you want! Or hyper religious 10 for $20.
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I’ll sell some of mine. Make an offer.
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I claim to be the baby sun from Teletubbies.
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I just want to know what force of nature makes you put it on wrong the first time every single time.
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Are Vera Wang and Coco Chanel traitors?
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He acts like he just discovered them. They’ve been around since 1789.
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They’re using Victor Orban & Hugo Chavez’s playbook.
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It’s just tariffs in kind for what they imposed on us. Fuck ‘em.
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Thinking all of the people who lost parents/spouses during the Obama era watching Fox all day and night thinking Obama was the one the had to keep a close eye on.
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So there was a big election.
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Plus you don’t make yourself go hang out somewhere when all you want to do is go home and lay down.
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I was running late to the movie and had to get popcorn at the snack bar, and I prayed that the previews didn’t stop before I got to sit down. I only missed the first couple of minutes, but that was still pretty good.
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The sad thing is, the ones who already understood are the same ones who saw it coming. The others are living in denial.
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It’s all God’s plan and free will and whatnot. The lord helps those who help themselves, but pray and put it in God’s hands ask and ye shall receive.
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You can get excited in public all you want and no one knows it. You’re so lucky.
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I dunno-it all looks awful sexy.
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That’s absolutely true. Years ago I never thought bathrooms would be discussed so exhaustively in politics.
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What does Mickey Mouse’s dog have to do with this?
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This is a new one for me. But they’re certain Big Foot does exist?
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They should do this once a day at Disneyland too
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Just start the chat and include everyone.
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I ran out there in time to walk by you but turn my head the other way as we passed.
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It’s not clear if they said “no homo” yet.
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They will follow a leader blindly, but now and again something can make them have doubts about their belief. I’m not saying, this will change things across the board, but if it gets at least a percentage to re-examine their faith in him, it could help.
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Surely a transgender immigrant didn’t stand for the National Anthem when it played on a stranger’s phone on the bus.. They could report on that.
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The man whose cars are being recalled, stock tanking, rockets exploded is giving bad advice? WOW
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i.imgur.com/TwclFAN.gif
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*cults
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I see what you’re saying, but people who leave colts often have a moment that makes them kind of start to doubt it. This could be a moment like that for MAGAs
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Kind of cool seeing a MAGA not looking indignant. Not like someone ashamed. Just someone with no way to lie their way out of a screw up.
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Yes!
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But not smarter than one
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Hugh Jorgan