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this is my main accounts, just a down bad looser with horrible joke timing 5/12/1907 rip rosa 1999-2024 also sorta kinda maybe would like to date someone 👉👈

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one can dream 😔

submitted 53 days ago • 24 comments

is this real?

submitted 256 days ago • 60 comments

The Reason for the Season. #makeaterriblecomicday2024

submitted 258 days ago • 15 comments

made this as a youtube thumbnail but I think it works on its own too

submitted 262 days ago • 14 comments

the delicate balance of power (2024)

submitted 262 days ago • 11 comments

MOTHER FUCKER

submitted 264 days ago • 0 comments

i wish she was real id be on my hands and knees barking for her

submitted 264 days ago • 0 comments

Drinking the coffee I got at the Libertarian convention

submitted 264 days ago • 30 comments

old tumblr meme

submitted 264 days ago • 2 comments

WHY THE FUCK DOES GOJO LOOK LIKE A DIFFRENT FUCKING PERSON WHEN HE TAKES THE BLINDFOLD OFF WHAT THE FUCK HES SO PRETTY

submitted 264 days ago • 0 comments

Pascal’s Wager Triangle xkcd.com/2947

submitted 264 days ago • 18 comments

Fuck around and find out.

submitted 265 days ago • 9 comments

welp my power died in the middle of a fortnite match and now my pc isnt outputting sound, this is gonna be a fun week

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

100% FC on the unforgiven, i think im gonna go kill myself later #fortnite #fortnitefestival

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

EPIC PLEASE MAKE A QUICK RETRY/RESTART FOR FESTAVLE STAGE TRYING TO 100% FC A SONG IS SO UNNESSICARILY CUMBERSOME

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 266 days ago • 50 comments

painted a Very Cool Thing 🏳️‍🌈 #art

submitted 266 days ago • 5 comments

Let us celebrate father's day by remembering the time Ben Shapiro tried being manly by going to home depot and asking for one wood please

submitted 266 days ago • 98 comments

its funny how overwatch was meant to be a tf2 killer but in the end both games got fucked over and nobody won

submitted 266 days ago • 1 comment

"A new 10-foot-wide multi-use trail will be installed along the east side of the avenue." www.twincities.com/2024/06/13/s...

submitted 268 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone who still uses Twitter in June 2024

submitted 268 days ago • 29 comments

Both historically accurate and on point. A rare combo for the tired "Trolley Problem" gag.

submitted 267 days ago • 14 comments

Absol 🕊️

submitted 268 days ago • 3 comments

it's very funny that taco bell added a big cheeze-it by itself now because they probably got tired of people ordering a custom none tostada (h/t olive)

submitted 268 days ago • 18 comments

FUCK METTALICA AND FUCK FORTNITE FESTEVAL

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submitted 269 days ago • 10 comments

I can think of a reason!

submitted 269 days ago • 71 comments

Librarians rule.

submitted 269 days ago • 12 comments

So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...

submitted 269 days ago • 123 comments

the Aphrodite Aeria's hoplite

submitted 270 days ago • 0 comments

The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

submitted 270 days ago • 78 comments

No-Brainer. @theonion.com

submitted 270 days ago • 13 comments

twitter's user base is so deeply insecure they can't even handle a simple "coward's ratio" anymore

submitted 270 days ago • 10 comments

one can dream 😔

is this real?

The Reason for the Season. #makeaterriblecomicday2024

made this as a youtube thumbnail but I think it works on its own too

the delicate balance of power (2024)

MOTHER FUCKER

i wish she was real id be on my hands and knees barking for her

Drinking the coffee I got at the Libertarian convention

old tumblr meme

WHY THE FUCK DOES GOJO LOOK LIKE A DIFFRENT FUCKING PERSON WHEN HE TAKES THE BLINDFOLD OFF WHAT THE FUCK HES SO PRETTY

Pascal’s Wager Triangle xkcd.com/2947

Fuck around and find out.

welp my power died in the middle of a fortnite match and now my pc isnt outputting sound, this is gonna be a fun week

100% FC on the unforgiven, i think im gonna go kill myself later #fortnite #fortnitefestival

EPIC PLEASE MAKE A QUICK RETRY/RESTART FOR FESTAVLE STAGE TRYING TO 100% FC A SONG IS SO UNNESSICARILY CUMBERSOME

painted a Very Cool Thing 🏳️‍🌈 #art

Let us celebrate father's day by remembering the time Ben Shapiro tried being manly by going to home depot and asking for one wood please

its funny how overwatch was meant to be a tf2 killer but in the end both games got fucked over and nobody won

"A new 10-foot-wide multi-use trail will be installed along the east side of the avenue." www.twincities.com/2024/06/13/s...

Everyone who still uses Twitter in June 2024

Both historically accurate and on point. A rare combo for the tired "Trolley Problem" gag.

Absol 🕊️

it's very funny that taco bell added a big cheeze-it by itself now because they probably got tired of people ordering a custom none tostada (h/t olive)

FUCK METTALICA AND FUCK FORTNITE FESTEVAL

I can think of a reason!

Librarians rule.

So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...

the Aphrodite Aeria's hoplite

The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

No-Brainer. @theonion.com

twitter's user base is so deeply insecure they can't even handle a simple "coward's ratio" anymore

My sister may have created the next great personality analysis tool: “Would Or Would You Not Eat the O’Reilly’s Auto Parts Candy?”

american baseball is alright, but it could be great

Great, but surely that's too many

This should be the U.S. flag, tbh

From the new Cyndi Lauper documentary 🏳️‍🌈