I just had to merge that update message with the “he’s afraid” sequence with the brain bug.
Here it is with the update interface in Norwegian and a meme I made of the biggest need for improvement-through-squashing in just about everything X these days.
It won't be long before his sycophants start claiming musk is from the future, and this is how he inspired himself to invent the time machine he used to come back to us.
If he took over a teleportation time machine company he’d find a way to fuck it up. I mean the product itself could have dire consequences but he’d fuck it up in his own dumb ways
The most annoying thing is that even if he had it he wouldn't do anything cool with it. Instead of preventing disasters or saving the world he'd probably just manipulate the stock market to work in his favor or some dumb shit like that
The outside will be cybertruck-grey metal panels vaguely shaped like an old British police box and the inside will just be the suicide booth from Futurama
I also think there is a chance he makes something akin to the Pulowski Preservation shelter from the Fallout games, both in the poorly contemplated design and in effectiveness (or lack thereof) of its claimed purpose.
If we don't give him a $50 Bajillion benefits package, he will keep producing ideas like this. It's very much like those piano bars where you must pay the pianist to not play the song.
Big Brain Elon be like: “what if we had large colonial space ships?” and his dumb fans would reply with “what a novel idea! never heard of that before!”
Why doesn’t lord of 💩 no go and live on mars with in a year first, this planet would be a bit better off then. Let mars deal with that numbskull within two weeks time.
If we can teleport, we can create matter. Which means commerce is over. One of the reasons for the lack of money the Star Trek universe is the replicator which is using the same base tech. It’s the last technological step to universal socialism & I’m all for it.
Duh, everyone knows time machines also have to be teleporters because of the expansion of the universe, movement of the solar system through the galaxy, and the revolution of the Earth around the Sun.
"Man, if I could be exempt from the constraints of the physical universe, the would fucking rule" is the sort of thing you say before they take away your bong and make sure you can't open your windows enough to see if you can fly
He could get very fascinated with this, have his overworked science team scrounge up some parts that look 'metal-ish' enough, and then he can try it over 'n over 'n over again, ignoring when the circuitry gets hot and just keeeeeeep on testin
"Technically, every time machine would inherently be a teleporter, as the planet is constantly in motion, and only travelling through time would almost certainly leave you stranded in space."
Never mind the planetary movement. It would have to be pretty precise cos old stuff like Romans and dinosaurs is always buried, so you're looking at getting your height adjustment to cm accuracy.
Is there a book or a movie where someone makes a time meachine that is a space ship, to make sure they survive the jump no matter what? That seems like the best way to not have to calculate stuff too precisely.
Almost want him to succeed but fuck it up in such a way that he doesn't account for movement of the galaxy and ends up in intergalactic space wherever the earth was at the precise time he seeks to return to
He’s going to tell everyone he invented one, but it was actually a Time Machine and he used it and suddenly he finds himself in this weird world where he’s a serial sexual harasser and bought Twitter. “Let that sink in,” he’ll say.
Well, you would have to be careful with only a time machine. Remember the Earth moves. If you went back in time 2 million years ago, you'd end up floating in space.
To be fair and not what he intended, but a time machine either needs to also be a space machine or able to teleport because the planet, solar system, and basically everything else is in motion. You go back even a minute, you aren't going to be on earth or maybe in the earth.
You fail to see that he jumpstarted innovation in the teleportation time machine (TTM) field. Say what you will, but no one was investing in TTM tech until he came along. Further, his overpaying $2 billion for the rights to TimeX for his new company is one of the best business decisions ever made.
Elon Musk: You know what I’d wish for if I found a genie in a lamp? I bet you’d ask for loads of money? A big ginormous dick? Your own planet filled with slaves? No, I’ve thought about this long and hard and the optimal request will surprise you… you ready? ***INFINITE WISHES*** 😏 take a moment…
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so perfect that they again misinterpret a message in a work of sci-fi
Here it is with the update interface in Norwegian and a meme I made of the biggest need for improvement-through-squashing in just about everything X these days.
SHUT IT ALL DOWN, PEOPLE
[a groan goes up from the woke mob]
I also think there is a chance he makes something akin to the Pulowski Preservation shelter from the Fallout games, both in the poorly contemplated design and in effectiveness (or lack thereof) of its claimed purpose.
Board the rocket.
Mars is calling.
"Technically, every time machine would inherently be a teleporter, as the planet is constantly in motion, and only travelling through time would almost certainly leave you stranded in space."
Another true thing is that he would musk it up regardless, so yeah. Looks good.
It also turned out to be the exact type of technology that Elon would be involved with.
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