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Your database is down because you didn't listen to me. I put databases in containers so I can cook, buy knives, run & give dogs the life they deserve. He/him. Backup≠Recovery. Dogs>People. Trans Rights=Human Rights.
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Our "we're not Nazis" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by our statement.

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ZOOM! BAM! END! EEEE!!!!!!

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FOX keeps talking about this player, Seventeen Year Old Lamine Yamal, and he's pretty good, but do they need to use his full name *every time*?

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Someone is missing a tremendous marketing opportunity if Marc Cucurella isn't doing shampoo commercials.

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The speed of writing code has never, and will never be the bottleneck. The bottleneck, the limiting factor, is always in the thinking about the code and how it works, understanding it. People who use chatgpt to write code are literally removing the only part of programming that is actually useful.

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Add a word, ruin a show: Disney's Dr. Who

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It's just wild to me how many change management frameworks or change agency guidelines boil down to Step 1: Create a cult Step 2: Have the cult do Good Things™

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Truth.

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Add a punctuation symbol, improve a movie: Dr! No!

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Add a letter and ruin a movie The Switches of Eastwick

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Add a letter and ruin a movie Dr. Nod

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Add a letter and ruin a movie 12 Hangry Men

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Add a letter and ruin a movie Doge Day Afternoon

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Add a letter and ruin a movie The Good, The Bald, & The Ugly

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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

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A thing about growing up poor, or even middle class in America, is that there comes a time when you look back on bad memories or traumatic experiences you saw and realize how many of them had something to do with a lack of money

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Guys, the "CIA and FBI Department" know I've "lost many money" and that my "effort where abortive." But great news! The IMF director, Kristalina, says the USG "released a legit compensation" to pay me $30mm. I just need to email Peterson Atkinson at his AOL address, "peter_akins".

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