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Your database is down because you didn't listen to me. I put databases in containers so I can cook, buy knives, run & give dogs the life they deserve. He/him. Backup≠Recovery. Dogs>People. Trans Rights=Human Rights.
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911, I need to report a murder...

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If @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social needs a side gig, may I suggest "Policy but make it Parody"?

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Just some regular fashion advice for going for a little walk in your city! Share this so others can improve their style :)

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

When you're a kid and they tell you America is the land of opportunity where you can grow up to be anything, I doubt many dream of becoming Anne Frank but here we are.

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Our "we're not Nazis" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by our statement.

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ZOOM! BAM! END! EEEE!!!!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

FOX keeps talking about this player, Seventeen Year Old Lamine Yamal, and he's pretty good, but do they need to use his full name *every time*?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Someone is missing a tremendous marketing opportunity if Marc Cucurella isn't doing shampoo commercials.

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The speed of writing code has never, and will never be the bottleneck. The bottleneck, the limiting factor, is always in the thinking about the code and how it works, understanding it. People who use chatgpt to write code are literally removing the only part of programming that is actually useful.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Add a word, ruin a show: Disney's Dr. Who

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It's just wild to me how many change management frameworks or change agency guidelines boil down to Step 1: Create a cult Step 2: Have the cult do Good Things™

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Truth.

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Add a punctuation symbol, improve a movie: Dr! No!

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Add a letter and ruin a movie The Switches of Eastwick

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Add a letter and ruin a movie Dr. Nod

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Add a letter and ruin a movie 12 Hangry Men

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Add a letter and ruin a movie Doge Day Afternoon

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Add a letter and ruin a movie The Good, The Bald, & The Ugly

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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

submitted 24 days ago • 93 comments