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New Mashup Week Megamix art! This is what Megamix would look like running on a Nintendo DSi (Originally finished... two days ago lol)

sitting on the curb drunk pulling grass out of some elderly couples lawn and when the cops ask what im doing i say "playing with my touys :)"

☕ what do you mean you're not cozymaxxing? are you stupid?

maybe i hard pivot to video essays

I made a thing. Use it well.

what should i post on here to warrant using this app

i can now share my #elvisposting to a whole new audience #fortnite #gaming

wait i just realized i have no fnf audience on here i can talk about mashup week all i want

me when i have to shoot my dog because i'm bored

I gotta restart from square 1 here now nobody knows I kill hookers yet though so its ok

claiming the username NATO, mirroring official posts from their Twitter for three months, then posting an image of Goatse

brang my balatro cards to the casino played a straight using shortcut and got taken into the back and beaten within an inch of my life

Lost both my arms in the war, yet Biden won’t pay for twelve hookers to take turns jacking me off, where is the #justice for veterans Joe?????

saw my friend take the Bechdel test they haven't spoken about me since

waking up at 5 am to eat insects (i pour a fresh bowl of milk out on the counter at 12pm every day so it is filled with flies in case i am hungry that night) is that a pregnancy craving or am i just lacking iron

telling my banker im in the 1% so i get million dollar free loan

ok siri is black coffee free vegan alternative to goat blood for sacrifice demon circle need to summon vegan malice demon google results read top result stop listening

pelting a beer bottle at my infant son because his first words were "mama" and not "bitcoin"

i dig potholes just to fuck with people because im silly like that

aple :)

The Beginning Of The End (Art for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished December 2023)

theme of an unbeatable surfer (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished March 2024)

START YOUR ENGINES (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished June 2024)

❮◆❯ THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS ❮◆❯ (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished August 2024)

Lovely Surf~ (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished July 2023)

Rock The Boat (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished June 2024)

Hasta La Viiistar! (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished August 2023)

BE CALM ~ RIVER CITY RIPTIDE!! (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished September 2023)

Faded Sunlight (Art made for Mashup Week: Megamix) (Originally finished May 2024)

New Megamix art! Flat Eric teaches Cadence how to scratch 💿 it (Originally finished August 2024)

Losing my shit at this image of Tim Robinson looking like he’s at the weezer auditions

weezer

The final piece of advice I would like to give to new folks tonight is that Bluesky will be what you make of it. When I came over from the former Twitter, I resolved to be more kind to others here than I was over there. That choice has made being here so much better. Keep it in mind for yourself.

i get nightmares about needing to pee real bad while on stage

i'm yiiking out right now

Gm oomfs

“Bag of chips and a piece of hake, please” “Bag of what?” “Chips” “Never heard of them”

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.

i need to make friends on this website quick say something so uh. you guys like music?

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#aseprite #pixelart Cheese Cube (Repost from September 2023)