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"I'm running out of pot. Peridot needs to unfuse soon so she can grow me some more, dammit."

"If I ever become a "live, laugh, love" kinda woman please violently end me."

#StevenUniverse #Garnet

"That'll teach that random stranger NOT to hit me unprovoked."

She smashes her knee against Glimmer's right hand, smashing it against the wall behind them. Not hard enough to break anything, but hard enough that it'll hurt to move any of her fingers for a couple days. "Have fun using your left hand." And then she leaves. Absolute menace.

"Depends." She glances down then back up. "You left or right handed?" The way she asked that question gave the impression that it was a question that shouldn't be answered. At least, if Glimmer wishes to still have two functional hands.

"What an oddly specific thing to ask." She leans in dangerously close, maintaining the death stare. It's even more unnerving as she doesn't even breathe or budge an inch. Deathly still. "You know anything about that?"

lapis lazuli😎 she's trying to act cool. #StevenUniverse #Lapislazuli #RenewStevenUniverse #StevenUniversefanart

/ Lapis would like Bloodhound Gang

"How do people smoke non-menthols? They taste like trash."

IF I COULD HAVE STAYED TO BE, EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT OF ME. . . (Literate Steven Universe, Steven Universe.) (Post Movie Portrayal.) (MVRP / Multiships with chemistry and age group.) (N/SFW for dark themes, non-l*wd only.) (Scribbled by Shiloh/G.) #MVRP // #SURP // #STEVENUNIVERSERP

Trauma dumping in general because they can't stop me.

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst

"Amazing image."

"Which one of you was it!"

Part 5 #Lapislazuli 2019 vs 2025 #StevenUniverse #RenewStevenUniverse #crystalgems

"I'm bored. So like, ask me stuff I guess." thelapislazuli.straw.page

Yeah. I'm a gem. [She looks the other over in turn.] And you're a human. [She's so clearly a master of conversation with her obvious observations and short sentences.]

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 ℬ𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉ℳ𝑜𝑜𝓃, 𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇! ❝𝙇𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨!❞

. . . [She's not buying it.] Lame excuse. You're just pussying out. But I'll respect it. [The water recedes back into the ocean below. Not a single drop was spilled.] Also get that mirror away from me. Long story...

I have literally never met you in my life... Okay. [Casually summoning forth a massive hand of water]

Oh. In that case, yeah because Steven would find it funny that your name is "Weird".

Why would your name be "Weird"? Do your parents want you to get bullied?

I made a Straw Page. Go ahead and send me stuff. If you're weird, I'll tell Steven. thelapislazuli.straw.page

#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran #RoseQuartz

"Shoutout to myself for surviving 2024 by not getting pregnant."

Hey! We reached the Patreon Goal for making an actual issue for a Steven Universe Western AU! Let's see if I can actually get it done! #StevenUniverse #WesternAU #MayorDewey #NanefuaPizza

#StevenUniverse #Jasper #Amethyst

There was an attempt. Its ok Chad, you tried at least Not debating this btw #StevenUniverse

/ People who can't take an L are annoying. You can't win every fight bruh.