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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Guys, I’m starting to lose hope. I don’t think the wordle is ever gonna be “PENIS.”

I'm a proud mother. Whether I'm walking my son to school or reading him a bedtime story, I do everything to make sure he grows up loved and cared for. And for the sponsor of the drag ban to say that my existence is a fetish is false & cruel. I'm glad we were able to defeat this hateful bill today.

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

Alright, I fell asleep last night dreaming about different routes and tricks when I next play @spectredivide.bsky.social... Yeah, this game rules!!

A bowl in a China shop? Uh... yeah. I'm sure there's a few. Dumbass 🥱

2025. The year of Split Fiction and Splitgate 2. Don't get confused.

Been feeling angry and stupid, so I decided to do something angry and stupid, which was count every dead demon in DOOM. Then, less stupid, donate that amount to @raicestexas.bsky.social. Thanks for everyone who donated and helped raise over $15,000.

We reached out to our Patreon supporters to find out which were their favorite cozy games. paletteswap.site/tru...

thinking about her

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

oh to be a guy hanging out with another guy, hitting each ohter with 2x4s... maybe kissing a little,, who knows

Even when we can stream it at home, why do I keep talking my kids to the movies? Because when it's dark and loud in that theater, they engage with stories in a way they don't anywhere else. For a brief moment, the attention economy shatters. www.crossplay.news/p/my-kids-lo...

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends Feb 23rd, 6 PM PT. Game is available now www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

"I want to make video games!! I have no ideas for video games at all and will need a robot to spit them out for me, but wow I just really want to make video games, literally any games at all!"

Oxenfree developer Night School Studio was acquired by Netflix Games Studio in 2021 with the streamer's plans to enter game development. The layoffs were announced in January this year after Netflix closed their only AAA game studio, Team Blue last October.

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

PROJECT REVEAL! We're a video game podcast where every episode is a slumber party. Tune in every other Monday to hear four women from around the game industry talk games, stories, & life advice. Spotify: tinyurl.com/59rxjh4w Apple: tinyurl.com/276vpwcx YouTube: tinyurl.com/bdcpca4k

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...

Racists: This was the worst Super Bowl Halftime show of all time! Everybody else:

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

After doing absolutely no research, I do think the most artistically successful Superbowl commercial is the "Needing/Getting" OK Go video

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chappell talking about trans rights at the #grammys 🫂🏳️‍⚧️

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

Thinking 'bout Oxenfree II today... What a game!

#catcrumb

I dunno, I've been trying to laugh it up, but some guy made an entire category in an "awards" show just to shit all over me and several of my peers last night while seemingly dozens of folks cheered them on, and it's hard to pretend that doesn't hurt.

Somehow if we got philomena cunk into the same room as trump i think she could defeat him

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 7 NA eShop codes for Star Wars: Episode I: Jedi Power Battles (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends January 26th, 6 PM PT) Game is available now on PC and consoles www.aspyr.com/starwars/

1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel 2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”

The government doesn’t define who I am

Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Today may be scary, but now it's up to us to be the heroes we need to see in our communities. Our institutions and elected leaders have failed to prevent this moment, but if we work together to stand up for our friends and neighbors we can make a big difference.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

bold choice to show the new joycons literally drifting

switch tuah

Return to office mandates for tech work are largely to satisfy: 1) organizations that don’t know how to evolve or manage effectively. 2) senior workers who made a career out of looking busy rather than actually working.

My 2025 resolution is to unclench my jaw.

Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god