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This post brought about some of the best commentary I have seen on Bluesky thus far 😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂 unwrap with your husband more often 🤷‍♀️

Now this is funny idc who u are 😂😂😂

Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there. Kids: Study economics.

Fear of books is fear of ideas. It's fear of democracy itself. Let's ban that!

A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.

More proof that your message, your activism, YOUR VOICE, will go nowhere on that other platform. Good riddance. 🚀 No need for large accounts to continually ask: Can you see me? (Nope) Is my account being throttled? (Yep) Carry on.

This is epic

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I love how he states that the way to rectify this “misinterpretation” is to post to “your X account” within 5 days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

PSA: If the guy you want to be our next SECRETARY OF DEFENSE needs his mommy to go on tv to say he’s a good boy, he sure as shit shouldn’t be anywhere the fuck near the job of overseeing our armed forces. Like are you even fucking kidding with this shit? Do you hear yourselves?

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

Sports posters doing this is especially funny. Lots of random “OH NO” and “NOT A CATCH”

i could be wrong about this — i’ve been wrong before — but i believe that all speakers have very tiny, exceptionally talented musicians with extraordinary artistic range living inside of them. again, i might be wrong and if i am then that’s on me

Holy 😮

uh, sure: “quon barkley.” see? not that hard

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