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"If you can be anything in life,be kind."
(Unless they're Tory fascists; those C's can FRO)
Constantly amazed by the universe, logic and peoples stupidity.
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Or his new weight loss drug.
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"Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend
You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again"
- Black Sheep -Metric
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Half right
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Probably for the best. What with summer sales coming up. Could be running the risk of an ottoman orgy.
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Cocksure and scale in a 'tantrumtweet' is definitely projection code for fragility of being wanted. Defo SDE. Twat!
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Funny how an understanding of language or lack there of, leads to mean and median misunderstanding. Numbers and words Huh!
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I watched it about 2 months ago for the first time since the 90s. You're 💯 right it holds up. Everyone is great in it. It did make me lament the loss of river phoenix, I think he would have grown into such an accomplished screen presence.
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This is absolutely batshit cherry on top mental. What is in people's psychi that supports people in power like this.fkkkkkk
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I think in the mornings she has an argument with her toast and the toast wins.
'I have a plan but I'm not telling you if it's butter, jam or marmalade. But you can fuck off with your wokeness I'm not putting avocado on you.'
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Cultural offensive to all Brits. How dare they!
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Big Flora.
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"Look at them rioting .
They're eating the geese. There's feather boas everywhere!"
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First game on USA soil is in The LA stadium. FIFA & this admin. Bent Brothers in arms.
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Okayŷyy
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Just because you look like a shrivelled elephant doesn't mean you have elephantiasis of the testicular area.
Also you might want to learn what a non-countable noun is & it's grammatical structure when used.
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There's always money in the banana stand"
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If I was Starmer right now I'd release any dodgy policy tonight. Like immediately. No-one will care. 🍿
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Brits looking at what they inevitably thought would happen.
"I doeth think the one with the Madagascan mango complexion handeth an impingement on the manhood of the boer."
"Ye milord, and in respost I doeth believe the Boer called him a nonce."
"Another claret, Tarquin?"🍿
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You could compare it to the legendary feud between Bette Davis & Joan Crawford but I won't.
Clearly they had more balls, intelligence, testosterone and talent than these two hamster wanking septic lentil cocked runty taquitos. 😂 🍿
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When I lived in the USA I remember going to the AA and them giving me a 'flip book' of maps that someone walked through the route with you, highlighting it to your destination.
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Did you introduce yourself?
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EU funding cerca £80-90m if Remember correctly. Ahhh simpler times.
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She has the gravitas of an off-brand marshmallow.
I can never comprehend people who hear someone like this or read what they say and go:
"You know what? I'll have a bit of that, that's just great."
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Top tier adulting.
Spent nearly about 10 minutes last weekend looking for mine. It was in my hand.
On the plus side I got to call myself an absolute ballistic level twat. So that was nice.
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What a shock, the spokesperson for a man that gesticulates the English language like a kipper shagging a Duracell battery, can't speak in the correct grammatical function.
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Hate -countable or uncountable?
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Does she realise you can be both?
Maybe you can't be both? Perhaps you're not allowed to make a decision as to what you want to do as a career or study in free America... Am I keeping up with how it's going?
Freedom #1 USA
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That's why I used gothic to use the alliteration because post punk or punk don't work