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I love how tech keeps going back to humanoid robots even though literally any other design would be safer, more useful, and more stable for personal use. "no it has to be a SERVANT," screams the reptile hindbrain

please god if you are listening hand the reins of star wars over to a really weird guy (non gendered) Please.... 🙏 normal people have abused it enough just let a really weird guy get in there

Making these a pinned post for now. I work as a concept artist and illustrator but more often I post my own works, thank you for looking

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

father's last escape

New copperplate proof!! I really love how this is shaping up!!

went about a year without drawing...because blah. finally picked up the pencils today and drew a little blue ringed octopus. i'm under no delusions of grandeur, just a nice distraction. #sketch #art

Sacrificing a horse in front of UIUC's Department of Women and Gender studies in an effort to get wokeness to return to the land

The Language that You Don’t Speak Yet, an older personal work in graphite and charcoal and maybe a little ink. You’ll understand when you’re older, probably. #art #traditionalmedia #old #metaphorical

A dumb thing that enjoy in sci-fi is when the setting is contrarian about the aesthetics of alien species. Those mammaliana with almost human like features? Utterly alien mindset, rapacious predators. Those disgusting parasitoid slug creatures? Our strongest allies, essential trading partners.

Coach.....

im just gonna treat this like my sketchbook for a bit

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

I was like, “Aren’t Philadelphia sports fans like this all the time though?” and then it hit me all of a sudden how completely beautiful it is to always be acting like your team just won the super bowl

assuming you could survive the process, getting squeezed into a sausage casing sounds very relaxing

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incredibly good flavor text on this vanilla common from 20 years ago

Here are some nice mushrooms

Man goes to doctor. Says he's doctor. Says man seems man and doctor. Says he feels all man in a doctor woOow. Doctor says, "suUus. Treatment is clown. Great cloctor Papacicci is in man tonight. Go and feel him. That should doctor you up." Clown bursts into man. Says, "But Papa...I am clown."

Happy Lunar New Year!! 🐍 #art

The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it

Finally figured out this fashionable warlock and her petroleum pet

I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman

Anybody gonna talk about how Trump made everyone legally a woman

No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again. I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either. A single dollar. One currency.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see

Camouflage Withdrawn

finally start work next week but I still need to make sure I’m shored up to pay rent this month. DM me if you need an illustration for your game, RPG, book, or any kind of project!

A witch with an overbearing familiar. We’ve all been there. She turned out very 80s…

Another character created for my upcoming series of tales, Ergo Cosmos! “The knight I speak of, having fallen into disgrace, had decided to conceal his identity. Nicodemus knew him only by the nickname he had chosen: he called himself the Knight of the Bee.”

virtue signalling

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I think I could live above a bowling alley. Lulled to sleep by the sounds of the beautiful game

the best part of prepping to DM a game is practicing a character voice that you know beyond the shadow of a doubt your players will hate like it once left them for dead

Made a thing, very inspired by the work of Luka Rejec & The Ultraviolet Grasslands

the weather outside is frightful the fire is also frightful everything is scary i,m going to be high forever

I love the idea of converting office buildings into apartments for two reasons: 1. Office bad, housing good 2. It is good dungeon design. The best dungeons have an original use and are then hastily converted to another purpose, sometimes multiple times

Happy Christmas (War Is Over) is the rare anti-war song that is actually worse than war

While we’re talking moderation lists, we also have an Anti-AI mod service here. It filters AI content out of the feeds for you, is human run to minimize false flags AND you can report any AI content you find to the team to make the bluesky experience better for everyone 🧡 >> @aimod.social