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I'm just here because of Hal Sparks
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Trump wrote this 3 hours before his 1:18pm 90 day tariff pause announcement. Veiled tip to his friends?

submitted 7 days ago • 74 comments

ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.

submitted 8 days ago • 242 comments

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

submitted 7 days ago • 1525 comments

MAGA don’t care about the economy Follow me on YouTube while you’re there

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

submitted 9 days ago • 619 comments

Imagine how cruel it is to someone who voted for the guy because eggs were expensive and trans athletes were running rampant and vulnerable white people were being forced to endure diversity. Now his pension and 401K is gone and he's going to be working at Burger King into his 80s. How fair is that?

submitted 9 days ago • 51 comments

Tell me again why we’re letting a 78 year old, legit smelly, odorous, frail, loser old man who bankrupted a CASINO bankrupt the country? Congress? Any answers?

submitted 11 days ago • 2955 comments

Reminder: as the Dow is tanking faster than 2008, and four dead servicemen arrive at Dover, Trump is golfing: with the saudis

submitted 11 days ago • 655 comments

📚 **GIVEAWAY** 📚 I have a signed copy of Wake Up and Open Your Eyes by Clay McLeod Chapman that I want to share. Simply repost this to be entered to win. I'll randomly pick a winner in a couple of weeks. #booksky

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

It’s well known that I was on The Apprentice. We were all covered by NDAs at the time, but mine has now expired. And do I ever have some tea to spill. I’ll post it later today after consulting once again with my attorneys.

submitted 15 days ago • 4289 comments

Maybe folks are better at probabilities on Bluesky!

submitted 16 days ago • 225 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 18 days ago • 854 comments

The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.

submitted 18 days ago • 989 comments

A friend sends:

submitted 19 days ago • 308 comments

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

submitted 22 days ago • 337 comments

my patience stems from the late 90s watching MapQuest load for 7 minutes like a digital striptease then print 3 pages of b&w directions that should have just been one page and the most important turn is faded but this is the only thing I've used the goddamn printer for loud ass piece of shit

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 43 comments

I am sick of all the excuses being made for Kanye. He called Beyoncé‘s children the R word, claimed George Floyd died of fentanyl & said slavery was a choice !!! What is it going to take for you guys to hold this man accountable. Anyone I see supporting him is getting blocked

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

The entire world seems to understand this except Trump, Vance, Musk, many Fox hosts, and their cult.

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