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Hundreds of Beavers is one of the funniest movies I have ever watched, and also very unique. You, person or bot who is reading this, should watch it.

Portada exclusiva para una antología de historias cortas que he hecho para DC y que @paninicomicsespana.bsky.social saca a un precio popular. #superman #starfire #greenarrow #dccomics #javierrodriguez

Me: this time, we won't chew the hard candy. we will eat it slow, like a human. My body: ok Me: ok My body: ✨🦷CHOMP🦷✨

The Three Ages Of Man

great stuff

Okay, we apparently need to have a crash course in food safety because people are still not getting it The mere act of applying heat to food to cook it is not itself sufficient to say "this food is free of foodborne pathogens". "Safety", in this context, is a function of temperature AND time.

no woman is more popular in this household than she who is having chicken for lunch

dad got upset (worried) w me for not eating well/making dinner for myself but hey is it my fault I was in the Yaoi Trance.... if this was the kind of autism that was employable it'd just be called my cool productive focus zone....

whenever I draw mirrorverse this is all I can think abt

Rest in Peace Lynne Marie Stewart

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

We’ve masked, vaxxed, and social distanced and haven’t had a cold or flu since 2020 and that’s fucking awesome.

And Image Comics has just released the first issue of The Power Fantasy on their site, for free. Read the comic people are calling "The Power Fantasy" (normally while showering it with praise). First trade available now. imagecomics.com/read/the-pow...

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

Whipping Whiplash: The Podcast: The Comic

New: My dispatch from the hottest club in New York City on Friday — the Luigi Mangione hearing. Truly one of the most fascinating scenes I’ve ever witnessed. With illustrations from inside the courtroom by the great Molly Crabapple www.theverge.com/law/617946/l...

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So happy that "Common Side Effects" is available on Max in my country (France). Also delighted to hear Martha Kelly's voice again ("Carol & the End of the World").

TBT (throwback or trash boys pick one) #comic #comics

hod dog #comic #comics

”I want someone who gives me butterflies, you know”, Daniel (20, a romantic) tells Armand. Armand (464, insane) immediately decides to become a lepidopterist. Leaves a dead Palos Verdes Blue butterfly on Daniel’s pillow like a cat leaving dead, mutilated mice for their owner’s to find.

#comic #comics remember where you came from, and be glad ur not there anymore

When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’ theonion.com/when-we...

I have four plane flights coming up. Such a chore. Packing, checking in, scheduling a cab to the airport, and leaving instructions for my funeral.

I think I'd cope fine with surviving a plane crash in the wilderness and having to resort to cannibalism to survive. I think inventing a pseudo religion would be the way to go but once I was rescued I'd become normal again with no lasting trauma or adverse psychology