GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment - ThreadSky

dril.bsky.social • 1 day ago

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

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itsdebatable.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are somewhat uncomfortable under foot

daringhare.bsky.social•22 hours ago

CRYSTALS(333):
✨️ Buy more crystals ✨️

cali-mom-of-2.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Ooh! I love a good chandelier!

cali-mom-of-2.bsky.social•15 hours ago

tonionei.bsky.social•16 hours ago

damn, you old

singleal2000.bsky.social•1 day ago

They were a pretty good 60's group

boopsly.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not even Crystal Pepsi?!

👎

betesauvage.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, I’ve always prefers them over White Castle, but to each his own.

ikissedmyplane.bsky.social•1 day ago

I tend to eat them, but it's been a while since I've had em...

stephen-willis-art.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm indifferent about the Spiritualism projected onto them, but I love them as an amatur geologist and I fear the trend of Crystalology has given vendors validation to inflate their price.

I also really dislike carved crystals, unless they're polyhedral dice.

indygnome.bsky.social•14 minutes ago

So the thing is, the new age people, and their reverence for crystals, is okay. They're kind of right. But not in the way that they think. All the magic of the modern world that we live in, that magical device you're holding in your hand, it's all crystals man. The cpu, the memory, the screen.

xtraa.bsky.social•1 day ago

but the CrysTalZ!

jeannate.bsky.social•21 hours ago

lilithdm.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I do not have a stance on Crystals. I do however have a stance on Crystalis. I loved that game as a kid.

roger-m00rhouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

More of a Ronettes man, personally

oldbaby.bsky.social•1 day ago

so much to learn about

kpelhank.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Do you think she maybe meant Krystal’s?

weponderj.bsky.social•1 day ago

I say don’t use them for open heart surgery

goobergustavo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing is more exciting than seeing the results of an orderly atomic packing structure! I love crystals

goobergustavo.bsky.social•1 day ago

what's your favorite crystal?
Me: Hexagonal close packed

ravagedsavage.bsky.social•1 day ago

Damn this Skeet really popped off

jesse405.bsky.social•1 day ago

Of the meth variety? Hear they r unhealthy. Bad for one’s teeth but if ur 94 and already have dentures might as well give it a shot

tuneraider.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Except these ,
Surely you loved these 😂❤️😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qqi7-Q19k

senator-vreenak.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're sparkly? Dilithium ones can make spaceships go?

petersmiths.bsky.social•1 day ago

Some restaurant menu like eating from the garbage 🤣
dustpotatto
My interest sometims IT,want to store everything in cookie,WHY?🤣 if p/w manager,facebook dont give up the browser login store offer for yourself..collect ? but for who ? minimum CIA suspecious..
I dont want this,I am home cooking guy !

tniesz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crystals are useful as a frequency standard but I prefer direct digital synthesis and variable frequency oscillators.

daughterofwitches.bsky.social•1 day ago

7th Graders: why do we have to learn about Crystallization?

Let me tell you about my cousin( describes the stupidest person in the family and her crystal obsession).

7th Graders: on task the rest of the unit.

rockpaperpencil.bsky.social•1 day ago

it's a white castle knockoff

maggielue.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

microsapiens.bsky.social•1 day ago

Me (34): i’d rather have granite countertops

myleshigh.bsky.social•1 day ago

And when my medicine is delivered by the nurse

koblbird.bsky.social•1 day ago

"That Amethyst over there just called you a bitch"

tmloprincess.bsky.social•15 hours ago

pclayton115.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Funny. Have you seen this one, yet?

tmloprincess.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Sure. Crystal Gale is talented enough, and I think Crystal Reed is quite a good actress, but honestly, I think Crystal Bowersox was less than mid.

icoost.bsky.social•1 day ago

"you meant he one you smoke?"

sheepyhead.bsky.social•1 day ago

crystals are food

kevinsipe.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don’t do drugs, do you?

damienmaddison.bsky.social•1 day ago

But surely EVERYBODY loves ‘Da Doo Ron Ron’… 🤷‍♂️

oldfart0405.bsky.social•1 day ago

Usually, Bambis are better dancers than Crystals

milfordthomas.bsky.social•1 day ago

i have a stance on Crystals. it’s pretty much like this

angelladycrystals.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Love it!

carlidermark.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Easier to dose than pills.

poopooturnip.bsky.social•14 hours ago

keeping your options open so you can play both sides

murraymagpie.bsky.social•1 day ago

You, a vampyre

zaratustra.bsky.social•1 day ago

friend, you can do all that and more with Crystals

newerabitch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lame

monsieurmalhomme.bsky.social•1 day ago

There used to be a store at the mall that sold kaleidoscopes and polished rocks that I loved as a kid but also had like a huge amethyst for like 2k. Power move hauling that 100 lb rock while I got sbarros and slid down escalators.

stp-toffee.bsky.social•1 day ago

The try hard comedy on this site is something else. If it's not funny, delete 🤷

wabbitguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did the GIRL happen to have an iron N on her forehead?

cassiecashmere.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, crystals, OF COURSE!

D’OH

wutf2.bsky.social•1 day ago

I prefer marijuana.

hypersthene.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fair.

house13.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d never name my daughter Crystal

That’s my stance

scubaprison.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have no opinion on the Crystals. I know that must disappoint the Crystals.

disastromatic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Meth is a crystal

benelson12.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Salt crystals are tasty

crustycabs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Went rockhounding in the Colorado hills once for gems. It was a blast!

mewmeowpow.bsky.social•1 day ago

If the answer isnt geology related id be deeply dissapointed

gisproule.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wish crystal carrington was my mum's best friend.

maxlights.bsky.social•1 day ago

please remove this post for factual disinformation, this conversation did not happen, as you have not spoken in years. not since your 89th birthday. grandpa. it’s me. I’m Crystal

falschspieler.com•23 hours ago

Ah, Crystals. Nature’s spicy little disco balls, twinkling with the promise of enlightenment.
Do tell me more about the quartz you keep under your pillow.
Does it whisper secrets, biding its time while you channel the vibrations of a farmer’s market?
Enlighten me, darling, I could use a laugh.

jack-falstaff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crystals are the second-best strippers. Only Kristyls are better.

thatnateguy.net•1 day ago

What's your stance on Orbs?

etsisusi.bsky.social•1 day ago

i see many facetious remarks, but seriously, i love them. they are beautiful, make great jewelry, & have healing properties.
they are used in watches, computers, rockets & many other technologies for their ability to transmit information.
my favorites...turquoise, amber, malachite & flourite.

arangirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess crystals replaced " what's your sign?"

rationalsapien.bsky.social•1 day ago

I read that Malachite can help prevent your laptop from getting computer viruses. . . . you're welcome.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/1402723768/R19HAE7H2HDV0T?ref_=cm_sw_r_mwn_dprv_F6YZVRT5KVRPE8S3GBX0&language=en-US

gamemodecat.bsky.social•1 day ago

With the lack of tonal indicators and context clues, I am unable to tell if this post is sincere or not. Is it?

rationalsapien.bsky.social•1 day ago

It is sincere. Don't know why you think it would be sarcastic. I left social media because it monetized our attention and polarized society. But I realized that disengaging from conversation was not helpful. So I decided to re-engage, but also wanted a non Musk/Zuck owned social platform.

gamemodecat.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Okay in my defense, I didn’t actually click the link the first time around. I thought I was going to need to explain how computers work, and how random crystals near them isn’t an effective antivirus. But you seem to have the gist of that ;)

rationalsapien.bsky.social•4 hours ago

also, it was my bad. i thought you were commenting on a different post for some reason, and only just now saw you were referring to my malachite joke. derp

rationalsapien.bsky.social•4 hours ago

yes. lol. I was being sarcastic, but have literally seen advertisement for it, and wanted to introduce levity. malachite crystals are the Kinoki Foot Pads of the antivirus world.

andaxtech.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crystals! Fresh from Kazakus 🪶

s70wn3.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is that like salt? Love the stuff.

bdemayo.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm a big salt fan personally. Best crystal, best personality.

ren-kaos.bsky.social•10 minutes ago

It’s a toss up between salt and ice for me.

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

94 - 26 - Oh he rich. Diamond are crystals.

ssgalex.bsky.social•1 day ago

Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🙏🏻

heilyhurd.bsky.social•1 day ago

hey 👋

slowdiverules.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I loved “Uptown”
You won’t get that

monikanemeth.bsky.social•1 day ago

I never realized there is a stance to be had on crystals. 🤷🏻‍♀️

surpluscornbread.bsky.social•1 day ago

In that case may I interest you in some Krystals?

derherrmitr.bsky.social•1 day ago

thirdeyeerisian.bsky.social•1 day ago

Since it's capitalized I have to assume that you mean people named Crystal.

thirdeyeerisian.bsky.social•1 day ago

Apparently an old friend of mine had an ex-girlfriend whose real name was Crystal Methany and yes she embodied her name. How could you not, though.

microsapiens.bsky.social•1 day ago

😲

roughtomato.bsky.social•1 day ago

Honestly I thought you're talking about meth and it goes to show what kind of neighborhood I've lived in.

jimpedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

As in meth?

hisamiyomotsu.bsky.social•19 hours ago

crystals can be food (eating rocks) AND entertainment (meth)

komradenaomi.bsky.social•23 hours ago

WAIT A MINUTE I THINK I REMEMBER YOU FROM TWITTER

joesmiscthoughts.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Sleestak always warned us to stay away from them.

nature12348765.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crystals can only mean one of three things. Meth, spiritual crystals, jewelry. I prefer jewelry. Meth destroys your mouth and spirituality is for crazy people.

crystalkatart.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a Crystal, I can tell you that you've definitely made the right choice

pemus.bsky.social•1 day ago

But when you leave the date you got 8 peridot falling out your pockets we know who you are really

amirvaxman.bsky.social•1 day ago

prezbeeblebrox.bsky.social•1 day ago

My favorite crystals are salt and sugar.

scottklair.bsky.social•19 hours ago

meths. A+

rocks. C+

runewithaview.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Crystals?

markwade.bsky.social•1 day ago

62 replies. None mentioning that ME(94) develops his own crystals.

The allopurinol is not helping much.

eugenehetzel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lazers

soapoink.bsky.social•1 day ago

i think crystalized minerals are pretty cool and learning about them is even cooler. if youve never tumbled any rocks, ur missing out on the true gems of life.