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Singer, songwriter and international art thief at bobcrespo.com, sayer of good things, reader of books, earnest laugh collector. Brooklyn lifer, fedora wearer, political leftist, humanist and troll blocker. I'm just fine, by the way, so don't DM me to ask.
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Today’s Ugallery Artist: John Jaster "Backyard Hideaway" (2025) acrylic painting on stretched canvas more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/john-j... www.ugallery.com/products/acr...

TODAY'S REJECTED JEOPARDY CLUE A: Extorting $140 million from 2 law firms. Q: What's a great week for a grifter, Alex?

Never too early to rock! Brooklyn Seven, w/MLK Jr. LOOK WHO’S MARCHING DOWN "Children so angry Someone’s shooting up their schools..." © R. R. Crespo (BMI) Produced by Dave Forman Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman and Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/l...

The Password is . . . “linchpin.” Cattle rustling charge. Linchpin . . .

MORNING ART FIX: "Forest trees and Sun rays" (2025) by Graham Gercken Oil painting on Canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/graha... www.artfinder.com/product/fore...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/28/25 – WEED APPRECIATION DAY! •Suggested Activities: Growin’ your own. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

Tango with Brooklyn Seven DO YOU REMEMBER PARIS "Oh for the way you looked in my eyes how it stays with me Oh for the memory, oh how it tease and plays wit me..." © R. R Crespo (BMI) Produced by Roberto Polito Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/d...

OKAY, SIGNAL APP IS OUT FOR OUR COOL TOP SECRET STUFF, LET'S TRY •Semaphore •Carrier Pigeon •Pony Express •Smoke Signals •Telegrams

They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets

GOP Senators just voted to lift the cap on hidden fees. Because, you know, bankers are fairest when unregulated and unsupervised.

Today’s Ugallery Artist: Nick Savides "Coffee & Tea" (2025) oil painting on stretched linen more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/nick-s... www.ugallery.com/products/oil...

First pitch of Opening Day! Life has begun again.

DEPARTMENT OF MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE Hegseth has a Russian cell phone and email since 2016. Like most of us, right?

The Password is . . . “dramamine.” Personal angst. Dramamine . . .

MORNING ART FIX: "Forest Awakening" (2024) by Sergei Miqaielyan Oil painting on Canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/samve... www.artfinder.com/product/fore...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/27/25 – VIAGRA DAY! •Suggested Activities: For an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call a press conference. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

From The Dave Sessions LET ME IN "I will swear by the ocean By the raging sea Mighty and endless My love will be I will stand like a mountain Like a wall of stone I will always protect you Never leave you alone..." © R. R. Crespo Produced by Dave Forman soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/l...

Today’s Ugallery Artist: Judy Mudd "Morning Laundry" (2025) watercolor painting on paper more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/judy-m... www.ugallery.com/products/wat...

The Password is . . . “chatterbox.” Verbal sparring. Chatterbox . . .

MORNING ART FIX: "Riviera" (2025) by Johnny Popkess Oil painting on Canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/johnn... www.artfinder.com/product/rivi...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/26/25 – MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! •Suggested Activities: Hanging a banner with your name in 5 foot letters. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

I sold one of our landmarks. True story: www.bobcrespo.com/.../08/i-sol...

Some of my best-crafted lyrics UNDERNEATH A YELLOW MOON "On a blue world hangin' from a red string Underneath a yellow moon There's a young girl waitin' for her true love She knows he'll be coming soon..." © R. R. Crespo Produced by Dave Forman soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/u...

Today’s Ugallery Artist: John Jaster "Spring in the Mountains" (2024) acrylic painting on stretched canvas more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/john-j... www.ugallery.com/products/acr...

One day at a time...

Wind Energy How It Works and Its Benefits for the Environment youtu.be/yGBtvN0w0AY

CALL TEXAS THE NOSTALGIA STATE FOR REVIVING MEASLES AND… •Beri Beri •Rickets •Consumption •Black Plague •Leprosy •Polio •Smallpox

The Password is . . . “crapulous.” Roman men’s room attendant. Crapulous . . .

MORNING ART FIX: "Winter Trees 9" (2024) by MICHAEL FILONOW Photograph on Paper more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/micha... www.artfinder.com/product/wint...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/25/25 – INTERGALACTIC BOBCRESPO.COM DAY! •Suggested Activities: Petition your legislators to make bobcrespo.com the official website of the USA. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

An obscure song of mine from The Dave Sessions THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH "Pretty lady wait tonight for me Dressed up in your finest finery..." © R. R. Crespo (BMI) Produced by Dave Forman soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/0...

Today’s Ugallery Artist: Theresa Andreas-O'Leary "Sundrenched Field" (2024) acrylic paint and copper metal leaf on stretched canvas more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/theres... www.ugallery.com/products/mix...

Trouble in Paradise? Hear Vance trash Musk righthererightnow! www.facebook.com/reel/1246799...

Just got drunk-texted by Pete Hegseth and now it's quandary time. Do I warn Greenland about the invasion, or will that be treason?

Mondays need help, especially rainy ones. Enter Brooklyn Seven BEAUTIFUL THINGS We cry for the roses When they fall to the ground ©R.R. Crespo Produced by D Forman Vocal arrangement, Polito Tabernacle Choir Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman and Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/b...

The Password is . . . “artiste.” Asian sculpture. Artiste . . .

MORNING ART FIX: "A Midsummer's day." (2022) by Hazel Thomson Oil painting on Canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/hazel... www.artfinder.com/product/a-mi...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/24/25 – INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY! •Suggested Activities: Speaking for the silenced, lifting the fallen. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

Brand new from Brooklyn Seven WHO YOU MAKING LOVE TO by D. Forman "Who you tell your dreams to Late at night Who’s been telling you now It's alright..." © D. B. Forman Produced by Dave Forman Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/w...

I wish it was amusing to see it dawn on Trumpers that they're in the same sinking boat as the rest of us, but it's just pathetic.

MORNING ART FIX: "Yachts at Rest" (2025) by Anastasiia Valiulina Oil painting on Canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/valar... www.artfinder.com/product/yach...

The Password is . . . “unabridged.” Ferry crossing. Unabridged . . .

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/23/25 – TOAST DAY! • Suggested Activities: Making sure no one’s moved the dial from orange to dark brown. www.bobcrespo.com/2025/03/toda...

WHERE THE WILD THINGS GROW "Where the river flows Where the music goes Where your heart takes your feet Love is all around Sideways, up and down Love is precious and sweet..." ©R.R. Crespo Produced by D Forman Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/w...

The Password is . . . “dealership.” El Chapo’s yacht. Dealership . . .