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Two phrases that need to be retired: “We are better than this.” (We’re not.) The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)

Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.

We feed you. They hunt us.

Not a doctor. Not a scientist. No. A longtime heroin addict and current steroid enthusiast who perjured himself in confirmation hearings in order to pursue a twisted agenda that will kill more Americans than Osama Bin Laden.

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

Internet FTW

Oh.

National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day is on April 30. To bring awareness to the day, the Up First newsletter is sharing some stories from readers about how their pet has impacted their lives.

It's only in a broken unhappy nation that you have to think about the president many times a day. On top of everything else, narcissists are just...exhausting

Newsom: In 2023, Californians contributed $83.1 billion more to the federal government than we received back. And for your viewers: that other state—Texas—took $71.1 billion more than it contributed to the federal government. California: $83 billion, contributor. Texas: taker.

Rights of due process don't depend on our personal opinions of the accused. For example, I regard the January 6, 2021, criminals as insurrectionists and traitors - yet I am still glad that each and every one of them got a proper trial before they were convicted and sentenced.

This is the dollar since “liberation day”

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

One of my favorite signs from today

I want my government to be boring and competent enough so that I don’t have to think about it every goddamn minute.

George HW Bush (R) got us mired in a recession. Clinton (D) got us out. George W Bush (R) got us mired in a recession. Obama (D) got us out. Trump (R) got us mired in a recession. Biden (D) got us out. Trump (R) is yet again ushering us into a recession. Starting to notice a trend?

Measles and tariffs, what century is this?

I'm sticking with "this is what they voted for," because while I bet most Trump voters didn't picture exactly this—and in fact expected something else—they knowingly empowered rich criminals under the belief that crass, crooked billionaires care about them and that anyone warning otherwise was dumb.

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

So, the guy who was gonna end all wars has bombed Yemen, threatened to bomb Iran, and threatened to invade Greenland. Did I get that right?

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans...and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. Who are the real freeloaders?

The eventual fate of the GOP

This excuse-making rap is instantly familiar if you've studied cults like QAnon and NESARA. The Great Thing happening on "Day One" becomes "a few more days," which becomes "a couple more weeks," which becomes "definitely by September." Excuses to keep the followers engaged.

This says it all!

MAGA 2017: "Trump-Russia is a hoax and a slur." MAGA 2025: "Trump-Russia is the basis for our foreign policy and anybody who doesn't agree should be primaried out of the party."