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But I remember Trump driving his friend Elon’s car / His body tan and wet beside the hated Boer

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I would rather be beaten with a bundle of reeds than hear one more word about the Harry Potter HBO series

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: The Trump administration has farted

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The best thing about The Last of Us, and the thing I’m most grateful for, is it has cultivated a fan base somehow even worse than Star Wars

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Getting served memes made by the characters on Yellowstone

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when we were all gonna go to work meetings in the Metaverse

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, an AI assistant that can help me identify my own shadow

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My love and attachment for the Animorphs series cannot be overstated. And yet somehow I also managed to build an adult personality without going around labeling people as Yeerks and Hork-Bajir

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, this may be a controversial/unpopular take, but “X” is a dumb fucking name for a social network

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

“I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” uhhh yeah dude so have I, but you don’t see me bragging about it

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that the democrats could have done this any time in the past 15 years…. Man

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Is it possible that Trump wants to buy Greenland because of its utility as a fallout shelter in the film "Greenland" (2020)

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

It's so funny that the reasons America is chronically unhealthy are painfully clear -- we eat like shit, we eat too much, and we have a car culture that minimizes any regular physical activity -- and yet the people with power have decided it's all because of the measles vaccine

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Wow an actually good speech

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

tenting my fingers so people understand I'm a brain genius

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

why does this look so uncanny -- like he's keyed in front of a green screen?

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

Gotta be a better way to phrase that

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

They're called Sun Chips because every bag is forged in the heart of a dying star

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Tried watching the Season 2 premiere of Yellowstone 1923 and was quickly reminded that the main theme of this show, and all of those shows, is cruelty, suffering, and sadism. Not fun or good!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

The new season of Reacher is perhaps the most “written by AI” content I have ever seen

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Apple slices with peanut butter: a "Dudes Rock" snack

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

submitted 120 days ago • 25 comments

Bond plots for the Amazon era: -Bond accompanies a team of divers to sabotage the NordStream pipeline -Bond and his CIA handler Felix Leiter escort a shipment of landmines to Ukraine -Bond goes undercover to topple an evil billionaire media mogul destabilizing the west, but finds him to be "cool"

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments