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White smoke from the Vatican CAN mean that there’s a new Pope but don’t overlook the possibility that it needs a new head gasket

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

submitted 5 days ago • 79 comments

ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Good morning! I'm starting something new. Every day (time permitting), as part of my ongoing mission to demystify the American legal system, I'm going to highlight a legalese term and what it means in lay terms rather than a legal dictionary definition.

submitted 49 days ago • 13 comments

The fact that the Rangers one is the only one that legibly spells out a clean new word with the overlap makes me feel like this template was created specifically to produce that one hat, and that the other 29 hat designs were just for the sake of plausible deniability.

submitted 49 days ago • 11 comments

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

submitted 689 days ago • 18 comments

The very first thing he did was a Nazi salute.

submitted 71 days ago • 465 comments

To a brand newborn baby, a 4-month old must seem like they really have their shit together.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

The Democrats could simply run on a platform of "It's genuinely worrying to fly now and it wasn't when Biden was in office" and that alone would be incredibly effective. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 71 days ago • 35 comments

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

submitted 71 days ago • 151 comments

Confidently answering "Who is Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox" in response to every puzzle on Wheel of Fortune.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

ProPublica does good work, is a donation instead of subscription, tax deductible, & doesn’t employ Ross Douthat

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. Horse [in confessional]: It’s Phil. He never asked.

submitted 119 days ago • 10 comments

Dating gets sooooo much easier as a man once you learn how to accept a rejection.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

werther’s customer service rep: sir- me: i’m just saying that sometimes the candies are wrapped too tight- werther’s customer service rep: sir i can tell you’re trying to make your voice sound old

submitted 329 days ago • 2 comments

sliding a drink down the bar and two tiny bartenders with curling brooms make sure it gets to the exact right spot

submitted 170 days ago • 14 comments

Coming onto Blue Sky and seeing all my Twitter friends who mysteriously disappeared.

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

Whatever. Grover Cleveland talked about Bobby Jones’s Dizzy Stick on 2 non-consecutive occasions

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

no disrespect to alanis, but i met the man of my dreams and then met his beautiful wife and now we all live together on his compound with a couple of other lesser beautiful wives

submitted 197 days ago • 8 comments

I’ve had exactly the number of beers where Champagne Supernova makes perfect sense to me

submitted 206 days ago • 1 comment

Fine, JD Vance “made love” with a couch

submitted 276 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 Cuz everybody hates a tourist… 🎶 - Pulp, “Common People”

submitted 276 days ago • 0 comments

You don’t deserve me at my “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” if you can’t handle me at my “Unskinny Bop”

submitted 388 days ago • 0 comments

Technically the national anthem is a country song.

submitted 391 days ago • 2 comments

If your attorney has a hickey, you're going to prison.

submitted 391 days ago • 0 comments

well hello, coworker i had a sex dream about. today won't be awkward at all

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a lawyer, and you find yourself using the phrase “Your Honor’s daughter” in a brief, you have fucked up on a level most weren’t even aware was possible.

submitted 392 days ago • 34 comments

David & Jane: We love it & our so happy we commissioned it! [Squints at the plate with the title] Jane: WTF, Alice?

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I've found is that once someone who used to do good work goes down an anti-trans path, they never do good work again. Like you never need to discuss separating art from the artist w someone who's become consumed with trans people. It annihilates their creativity forever.

submitted 565 days ago • 5 comments

College friend is coming to visit me for the first time since I moved to Houston, Texas. He asked directions. All I said was “we’re the brick house two blocks from the Starbucks”

submitted 478 days ago • 0 comments

Not saying my 10yo is difficult, but I just gave him a haircut, and my Apple Watch says I’ve met my exercise goal for the day

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

submitted 530 days ago • 31 comments

[hearing that someone has died] oh no that guy hated dying

submitted 544 days ago • 5 comments

[watching a friend changing her baby’s diaper] Me: Gross, I could never clean up someone else’s poop. Her: You clean up your cat’s poop. Me: That’s different. I’m her mother.

submitted 596 days ago • 2 comments

ppl forget that big brother didn't just watch; he also forced people to watch state propaganda 24/7. free speech isn't just saying what you want. it means you don't have to listen to stuff you don't want to listen to.

submitted 619 days ago • 3 comments