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bobbyeye.bsky.social

Live and let live. No hate, no politics, no religion. Everything else is on the table bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjphm7ltec

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You deserve to be surrounded by people who make you feel safe to bring out your soft side... instead of those who trigger your survival side.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

There are baby donkeys in the very near future

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I've never been "under the influence" of alcohol. I have, however, been "in cahoots" with alcohol many times

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

I’ll reskeet myself idgaf.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

(My first day working at Dirty Frank’s Uvula, Weenis, and Arm Pittery) Me: (terrified) how can I help you

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

And for my next trick, I walk away

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'll be back with vaguely concerning soon, but it's 7:30 a.m. and I've already had enough bad news for the day, so I'll share this important safety message, first. #MotivationMonday

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

Posting all the dumb stuff so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

Tinder bio: Fuck off

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I love the way you make my skin tingle ~ me to my edible

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Todays big news: Hooters goes tits up

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Umami implies the existence of udadi

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

1. Got stoned 2. Rubbed a few out 3. Jiggled my tits for Jesus 4. Visualized the painful deaths of elon and his pet 5, Took boob photos

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

trips over your searchlink and pulls your timeline down

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Them: Do you have a preferred nickname? Me: Sugartits is fine Them: For work Me: yes

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

Walked through a spider web. Counting it as a workout.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

There is something so sensual and satisfying when you're able to sit comfortably in silence with someone else.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

My superpower is making a decision and instantly regretting it.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Crazy how when you're done doing laundry there's still fucking laundry to do.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Edging...except it's just me pushing the limits of the free chips and salsa at the Mexican restaurant.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

uses two grilled cheeses as a hamburger bun

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

My mother: You're getting fat Also my mother: Here's 3 pieces of chicken, a heaping mound of rice, some potatoes, pasta, a side salad, a banana, and a piece of flan.

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

sees you from across the psych ward So, you come here often?

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Float like a butterfly, Sting like The Police.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

I hate when I'm driving and other people exist.

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

quits corporate job and moves to Stardew Valley

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

hears cat throwing up in the other room cat comes sauntering in Cat: Uh, we're gonna need a cleanup on aisle right next to the bed.

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

Relationship status: Me and my cat just used the bathroom at the exact same time.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Girls just wanna h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ eat whatever they want without gaining weight.

submitted 34 days ago • 12 comments

You're not hungry, you're just staring again at the fridge hoping for a miracle.

submitted 37 days ago • 33 comments

Find someone w̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Things I hate doing: - Looking at pictures I’m not in. - Looking at pictures I’m in.

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

When one door closes, order pizza, eat it all by yourself then take a nap.

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

Funny how the days we’re living in right now will be the 'good old times' for our grandkids. They'll probably be like, 'Wow, you guys had real food in the fridge? That’s so retro

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Embrace your inner cat. Eat. Sleep. Go out and hate it. Come back home and hate it more. Rest. Repeat.

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments

Idk who needs to hear this, but ghostwriters are not actually ghosts.

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

Like you, I admire bees. Unlike you, I hate their knees.

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

Feeling like Natalie Imbruglia right now, except I’m not torn, cold, ashamed, or naked. I’m just lying on the floor.

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

Legend has it that the woman who kept complaining about not getting enough likes on Twitter and threatening to leave is still there.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Still haven't found my hidden talents. These jerks really know how to stay hidden.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how underrated the feeling of wearing a new pair of socks is.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Time for a pudding cup and a nap. Everyone find your mat.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

all snickers are fun-sized

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

farting on the hotel balcony like some kinda millionaire

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

If you feel like the animatronic band characters are looking directly into your soul, it’s already too late. We wish you luck in your new life going forward.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments