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I am glad that Senator Van Hollen was able to see Kilmar Abrego Garcia and confirm that he is alive and in good health, and I hope they were afforded the opportunity to exchange the traditional greeting between two Marylanders, sprinkling Old Bay on each other.

i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move

There is nothing comforting about “I’m just as scared as you” coming from the legislative branch that’s supposed to keep checks and balances on the executive. While she thought it was relatable, it is actually mortifying.

Fuck this whole administration right in its fucking face. This is now showing up in government contracts....

The United States has three branches of government: 1. The guy who does whatever he wants 2. The people too scared to stop him 3. The courts he openly ignores

The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.

This is correct.

i agree with this

theonion.com/historians-q...

Katy Perry went to space, cried "feminism" while NASA's forced to remove women's achievements from their history, caused an enormous amount of environmental damage, & contributed NOTHING to art or culture while she was up there. She released a set list for a tour that can't even give away tickets.

Does the president have to obey Supreme Court rulings? This Federalist Society Supreme Court judge says it depends what party they represent.

All Abrego Garcia needs to do to get out of prison is claim he rioted on Jan 6

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

For two people. Yes...they are threatening an entire state because they refuse to discriminate against two kids. That's the fucked up place we are at.

Oh fuck. They're going back to save Hitler, aren't they?

"This isn't a battle of your choosing. But it is the battle for which you will always be judged. This is the moment you must show the world and history which side of the Edmund Pettis Bridge you are standing on" - @stuartpstevens.bsky.social

Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

FFS I got death threats about making Optimus Prime the wrong kind of truck when I wrote the TRANSFORMERS movie. Do the job or get out of the way.

Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski says the quiet part out loud: “We are all afraid… I am oftentimes very anxious about using my voice because retaliation is real.”

A United States Senator, Lisa Murkowski, says she is afraid of her own government. Just think about that for a moment.

the autistic curse of seeing the iceberg coming, being called hyperbolic and having everyone get mad at you when you point it out, and then watching them be shocked! when we crash into it. who could possibly have seen this coming?! no one predicted it except those people we don’t take seriously

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

Democrats say everyone residing in this country deserves due process before they can be imprisoned. But do they have a plan to pay for it?

so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful

Twitter phasing out DMs the day after it comes out that Elon has been using them to arrange drive-through bastards with ladies who were fired from podcasts is so fucking funny

Wild news for all my tax paying autistic friends who fuck

This is the kind of thing that, if true, leads to life sentences for treason

difficult to overstate how bad it would be for this effort to succeed

among all the other horror I missed “counterterrorism czar Sebastian Gorka”.

A reminder that there is no human being in the United States whom it would be legal to disappear to a Salvadoran prison without due process of law.

Amazing that there are people going after David Hogg for running primary challenges to their favorite smol bean Democratic leaders. Like what are you hanging your hat on at this point, they are demonstrably failures on every front that actually matters, take the L. If they're so great, they'll win

That’s right… Bill Kristol?

Where does the “Abolish ICE” movement go to get its apology? open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Well then. Let’s see what happens.

I think this article is worth reading, not because it proves Mahdawi is good and deserves to stay in the US (he deserves to stay in the US regardless), but because it adds nuance to the story of the Columbia campus protests www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/n...

Any other President would have had a Navy task force sailing for El Salvador....last week

I don't want the chicken. Just the batter. Do they just make general tso's hush puppies?

face down ass up that's the way my uncle died in Vietnam

If Karoline Leavitt or anyone in this administration has receipts showing that Mr. Garcia is a member of MS-13, or engaged in human trafficking, they’d be presenting them in a power point presentation every single day.

A reminder, none of us are safe. None of us. Not while the current regime is in charge.

I'm not sure I mentioned this lately, but Trump is a genuinely terrible, shit-tier President.

“I was just following orders” was not a defense at Nuremberg. And it won’t be a defense in the future here.

I’m just an old-fashioned conservative who thinks that criminals should go to prison after receiving due process, and not to El Salvador or to the White House without it.

“In Russia, dissent can cost critics their business licences, liberty and even their lives. It seems a matter of time before other less besieged western legal systems hear petitions by US citizens for asylum.”