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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

when we scream and shout about doing things, this is what we mean. got popped and still went back again? hell yeah brother

I assure you, none of them are mine.

This is what happens when the most action you’ve taken against an authoritarian regime is to say the banning of gender affirming care for minors is a distraction

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

What they aren’t showing on Fox News

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Live look of civil-military relation experts:

the christian bible needs a part 3, let's make it happen

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

the government is intentionally manufacturing the conditions for violence against its own citizens, grim stuff

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks

Those white South African refugees are going right back lol.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

“FETCH ME MY CUCKBOY!”

2021: There is no AI, you're doing your own laundry. 2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry. 2025: There is AI. You're still doing your own laundry. 2027: You're doing the AI's laundry.

Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.

I hate the Tesla stickers that say “I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy!” Elon isn’t crazy. He’s an evil sociopath. To characterize it as ‘crazy’ suggests he’s not aware of or responsible for his actions.

Sen. Joni Ernst’s staff during her “apology video”

I really, really need people to understand that as a function of supremacy, normal everyday people lie constantly about their intentions—to everyone, but perhaps to themselves most of all—and most often in service of protecting their ignorance and complacency, rather than any coherent ideology.

i can’t wait to love my child no matter who they love

I keep seeing people say Musk “failed” in his government takeover. No, he did not fail. He shut down investigations into his businesses, he garnered huge contracts, and he stole the personal data of everyone in the US. That’s not a “failure.” This motherfucker won, and won big.

If someone stops by your office and says, "I really don't want to take up your valuable time," they're about to take 25 minutes of it

The fundamental flaw of broken authoritarian narcissists (the core of the right-wing coalition) is that they view empathy as a finite resource, such that, if you extend it to one group, you can't extend it to another. They see all of life through a lens of scarcity, competition, & selfishness.

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

BOSS: Are you high? ME: If I was high could I do this? BOSS: What? You aren't doing anything ME: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?