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Canadian. News Junkie. Music Lover. Living proof that people look like their dogs. Go Blue Jays! Go Penguins!
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If you can’t operate a hat, you’re likely high.

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YOU CAN FOLLOW: @nba.com @wnba.com

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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian PM Mark Carney tells Donald Trump to, politely, fuck off. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

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This has got to be getting confusing for MAGA. First a guy didn't wear a suit, now this.

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I am please to announce that I will be using Elon Musk as a horsey and he will be full self driving by 2028.

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Russia, Russia, Russia. Isn’t that supposed to be a hoax?

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“Trust me bro, it’s coming.”

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BREAKING NEWS: Senator Ron Johnson to vote yes on Big Beautiful Bill.

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BREAKING NEWS: Old man in dumb hat rambles about trophy wives and boats to graduating class at West Point.

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BREAKING: Sources suggest Elon Musk "stepping away from making political donations until he can learn to properly operate a hat."

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November 8th, 2028: "It was rigged. Completely rigged. This is a travesty for America. It should have never been allowed to happen. I will not be stepping down until a full investigation is done by the TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FBI into voter fraud. Nobody is taking that beautiful plane from me!!!! Sad."

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“Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 dolls”

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[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling] YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING [m-m-MORNING] here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute [whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting] now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview

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