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Somebody get Tkachuk some gum before he swallows half of his mouth guard.

Feed this directly into my veins.

😄😄

A third party may be coming. It might sound like a silly pipe dream or crazy conspiracy. Look at the last ten years and then tell yourself with a straight face it’s not possible. If Donald Trump can shake off staging a violent coup attempt, Elon can shake off nazi salutes, drug use, and MAGA.

Atta boy.

Elon Musk, the latest person to learn that Everything Trump Touches Dies. #ettd

If you can’t operate a hat, you’re likely high.

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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian PM Mark Carney tells Donald Trump to, politely, fuck off. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

This has got to be getting confusing for MAGA. First a guy didn't wear a suit, now this.

I am please to announce that I will be using Elon Musk as a horsey and he will be full self driving by 2028.

Russia, Russia, Russia. Isn’t that supposed to be a hoax?

“Trust me bro, it’s coming.”

BREAKING NEWS: Senator Ron Johnson to vote yes on Big Beautiful Bill.

BREAKING NEWS: Old man in dumb hat rambles about trophy wives and boats to graduating class at West Point.