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Who decided to call it Taken and not Grand Theft Daughto

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

It's very serendipitous that my accumulation of personal wealth and power is also what's best for my country and fellow citizens

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

Key people in the horrific plane crash are the Secretary of Defense and Secty of Transportation - both former Fox News hosts who are horribly unqualified. it's not political to note Trump made America less safe with his unqualified choices to run vitally important agencies.

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired. She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color. However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

submitted 31 days ago • 166 comments

Mmm. The orange peel in this expensive Old Fashioned nicely adds an edge of orange to the drink. It reminds of the Mountain Dew Livewire I was drinking earlier.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The Tik Tok situation for #MST3K fans

submitted 40 days ago • 36 comments

if we keep banning apps maybe i will eventually organize my closet

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

Riley Leonard every other down tonight

submitted 50 days ago • 32 comments

We need everyone to do their part. Email your senators, then call them. Tell them to oppose RFK Jr. Get others to do the same. Reach the Capitol switchboard at: 202-224-3121 Use this simple form with a pre-drafted letter to email your senators: safecommunitiescoalition.org/rfk

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Is there an older or more well know song about getting caught partaking in role playing than I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

You’re either with me or against me or unaware of me or some kind of fish

submitted 84 days ago • 24 comments

1) decide to do a task 2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it” 3) look around for headphones 4) accept side quest from villager 5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg

submitted 78 days ago • 23 comments

Family did an advice card for my nephew to give to him when he turns 18 and i wrote 'you can start an untraceable fire by lighting a bag of doritos' and one of my aunts got so mad they are redoing the entire card and im not allowed to write anything.

submitted 81 days ago • 7 comments

me: i had to have updog put down them: what's updog me (crying): my best friend

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

Not gonna lie, I thought Ohio State fans were being extra about Ryan Day. But they are kinda right. This is an abysmal coaching performance.

submitted 90 days ago • 56 comments

okay okay OKAY here are all 101 Fast & Furious sequels Fast & Furious 11: Fa Fu Fast & Furious 12: Honey, I Fast the Furious Fast & Furious 13: Anal Nurses Fast & Furious 14: My Big Fast Greek Furious Fast & Furious 15: This Time They Drive Trucks

submitted 98 days ago • 23 comments

[opening Pop-Tarts, i find ninja stars] me: what the hell? [Pop-Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet] ninja behind me: what the hell?!

submitted 104 days ago • 4 comments

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

submitted 106 days ago • 46 comments

Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario

submitted 105 days ago • 126 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 106 days ago • 2412 comments

“What happened in that exchange between Pat McAfee and ‘Do your own research’ Aaron Rodgers is kind of the entire story of our age, of our information environment right now,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGu3...

submitted 106 days ago • 55 comments

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

submitted 107 days ago • 54 comments

Gym folks gonna love my "Pain is a psychological response to potential tissue damage" T-Shirt

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Benjamin Franklin (lover of sleeveless shirts): And the second amendment should be the right to sweet, bare arms. James Madison: Are you sure about that? Won't there be eventual violent revolts? Franklin: Well, it's a right, not a requirement. Geez, Madison. Don't get your sleeves in a bunch. #2A

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Watching football players flailing their arms looking for a foul while being pushed around is funnier if you imagine the mic-ed up sound is "Oh, see the vioence inherent in the system! I'm being opressed here!"

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments