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bongwaterbob.bsky.social
This is the day of the expanding man 🤪😂💅
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New single ‘Here Comes The Cold’ is streaming everywhere 📼

Idea for a new Balatro Jonkler:

SNL sucks

It is On Cinema Wednesday... And that means you can stream Season 15 Episode 6 right now! heinetwork.tv/episode/vali...

isn’t it crazy that everyone’s got two grandpas and if all goes well they never meet

Incredible song, harrowing video. Take time to watch and listen today, it’s important.

open.spotify.com/track/1wuFwN... Run to computer so you can hear the new song by @nicklutsko.bsky.social it’s a guaranteed hit

Phil Braun is responsible

youtu.be/GU6TlhaxAGk?... @nicklutsko.bsky.social makes great music, the type that you can’t get enough of. Put it in your ears today!!

Excuse me, is this the line to kiss the bride?

Bob of Ghanoush

Guy who pulls his pants all the way down to pee in the sink

Two white guys arguing over who gets to be Sen Dog for their Halloween costume

My twitter is totally broken and froze on this picture Doug Benson and I can’t fix it

webby is acting up

I think I hauve covid

I’ve got Oscar fever!!

Gyatt gpt

It’s happening again

Jailor Swift

Tamale time!

Idk who “Earl Grey” is but the tea he makes isn’t that bad

Yep still don’t like fish

Gonna make the jump this afternoon

Cruel ranch Doritos

Hotel air conditioner save me

I’m a hot dog haver! I’ll eat one er two from time to time!

Made potato soup but change the “p” in potato to a “P”

I’ve been living in a personal sandwich desert for what feels like an eternity

I’m often referred to as a sort of “scrap wood guru” but I’m much too humble to accept the title

Brave ♥️

Had a BLT

I got the scoop about how Bob Dylan pulled off his surprise Farm Aid reunion with The Heartbreakers. Bassist Lance Morrison tells me all about the extensive rehearsals that went into those three songs.

I’m so fucking good at posting, guys!

I don’t care about cuffing season I care about toasting warm spices in oil before adding tomato paste

I am a stable genius

This account is dedicated to cinema!

The Barbie film is a mirror that lets you peer into your truest self

I want to see Barbie again

Sugar free Red Bull + a hot cup of black tea = yummy :)

Appendixitis symptoms

It is Tomato Harvest Time! This is but the first, small beginning of a process that will take a few weeks (if I'm lucky). These rascals will be ground down into sauce, dried and packed in olive oil, and built into as many BLTs as we can eat before the season is over.

I’ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that I will inflict on everyone else in return: The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.

#GirlsBeingGirls