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submitted 2 hours ago • 23 comments

Pah Wordle 1,345 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking like a yes then.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Brainless bowling from England

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Carse is awful

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

England have too many popgun bowlers trundling in at 78-83mph. Tall but this pace is just snack material for good bats. Bit worrying for the Ashes with Archer and Wood looking so injury prone. We need bowlers with accuracy and movement around the 88+mph.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well, contrary to the BT commentary, I thought Garnacho was shite and again made the wrong decisions not to release Dorgu. Fernandes was really poor today, I’ve no idea how many times he gave the ball away. Almost cost us at the end. Ducked out of a couple of challenges. But he scored so he’s MOTM 🤷🏻

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Horrible dive but I wouldn’t have been surprised if they gave it. I think the dive has blown it for them

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Onana again pushing it back into the middle 🙄🚮

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Garnacho really fucking hates Dorgu

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Come on 🙌🏻

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Get in

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

End of the season can’t come quickly enough. It’s looking like a bigger and bigger mistake getting Amorim in at the wrong time of the season. Too late to implement system and too soon to just drift to end season like he did at Sporting. How can players gain confidence in him with so many defeats?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Get Yoro on for Barry at half time FFS, he’s been all over the place. Three times defenders have gone for the same ball today, they still have no idea what they are supposed to be doing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Maguire is having a shocker. Looks like he’s half pissed.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fucksake Onana just catch it or clear it. So fucking weak in the middle. That’s another awful goal

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The commentator said “this should be a cracking game”. Has he watched United this season 😆

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well now. Turn over and watch United, or the final 4 overs vs the Aussies 🤔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 138 comments

Fucksake Buttler. That’s a crap shot

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Casemiro 🫣 Still at least somebody might pass to Dorgu now Garnacho has been benched

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Still after a ticket for today if anyone hears of anything

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Aussies are going to absolutely cruise this. Pitch and ground look like a total run fest and we’re chugging along with no big hitting 🤷🏻#auseng #cricket

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

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